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ShinigamiKenji wrote:Cool. A manly picnic with Kenji, Jigoro and Hisao. Put in Hideaki and that's great fanfic material. Come, fanfic writers!!!

... And why do I have to bring the most expensive one... (at least where I live, if you know a place where whiskey is cheaper than pretzels, I'll gladly move there)

I'm already writing a fanfic so I sadly can't take on that one. And the last time I was around whiskey, I was almost molested by a fat crackhead. That's why you get to bring it.

Xanatos wrote:

ShinigamiKenji wrote:Cool. A manly picnic with Kenji, Jigoro and Hisao. Put in Hideaki and that's great fanfic material. Come, fanfic writers!!!

... And why do I have to bring the most expensive one... (at least where I live, if you know a place where whiskey is cheaper than pretzels, I'll gladly move there)

I'm already writing a fanfic so I sadly can't take on that one. And the last time I was around whiskey, I was almost molested by a fat crackhead. That's why you get to bring it.

That's even more disturbing than the Jigoro scene. Mindf***ed here.

And if we speak about God of War here, then we MUST call Kratos!!

Actually and unfortunately, no. But Kratos is awesome too. Wait, maybe Jigoro is the reincarnation of Kratos... Holy s***!!!

ShinigamiKenji wrote:Actually and unfortunately, no. But Kratos is awesome too. Wait, maybe Jigoro is the reincarnation of Kratos... Holy s***!!!

He's not.

Liu Bei wrote:

ShinigamiKenji wrote:Actually and unfortunately, no. But Kratos is awesome too. Wait, maybe Jigoro is the reincarnation of Kratos... Holy s***!!!

http://koei.wikia.com/wiki/Guan_Yu

Why does this God of War needs so many pauldrons?

Xanatos wrote:

ShinigamiKenji wrote:Actually and unfortunately, no. But Kratos is awesome too. Wait, maybe Jigoro is the reincarnation of Kratos... Holy s***!!!

He's not.

He has Hawaiian shirt, always carries a bloody katana and kills bears. But maybe he has too much hair to be Kratos.

ShinigamiKenji wrote:

Xanatos wrote:

ShinigamiKenji wrote:Actually and unfortunately, no. But Kratos is awesome too. Wait, maybe Jigoro is the reincarnation of Kratos... Holy s***!!!

He's not.

He has Hawaiian shirt, always carries a bloody katana and kills bears. But maybe he has too much hair to be Kratos.

He never killed any bears. He's all talk.

Finally I know who made the "cracked a bear" post on /v/

The raven haired girl with the burn scars?

Naw, that's Rena Ryuguu.

ShinigamiKenji wrote:Actually and unfortunately, no. But Kratos is awesome too. Wait, maybe Jigoro is the reincarnation of Kratos... Holy s***!!!

Okay let's think about this for a bit. At one point Kratos was part of what is called a Greek Tragedy, he was a warrior of great strength who committed atrocious acts and was eventually brought down by grief. After that he was basically just a super villain because even though the sequels were all right, God of War never had room for a sequel. Now Jigoro is just a boring asshole with ego problems, and no efforts were made to paint him in a sympathetic light. Some efforts (Futile, mind you) were made to paint Kratos as possible sympathetic with all the "MY FAMILY'S DEEEEEAD!" winging, plus Kratos is an unstoppable badass while Jigoro is just some prick with a fake tan small dick, so no. Jigoro and Kratos have no relationship, if Kratos did reincarnate he reincarnated as a Krogan.
Holy shit, patricide, unstoppable badass, URDNOT WREX IS KRATOS!