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Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:49 am
by Xanatos
Myshina wrote:It was something like this:
"You should know that sex is an act that is wanted by both parts. Forcing this on someone is called rape; and it will get you to jail. Not to mention that it may get you STD. By the way, can you check on those Cookies?"
I've never been so confused in my life. xD My mother is weird, but I love her like that.
Rape cookies. All I choose to take from that.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:33 pm
by Myshina
Xanatos wrote:Rape cookies. All I choose to take from that.
Rape cookies: Rape is no longer a crime !!
This wasn't the first time my mother gave me an awkward speech. Believe me.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:07 pm
by yummines
Myshina wrote:Xanatos wrote:Rape cookies. All I choose to take from that.
Rape cookies: Rape is no longer a crime !!
This wasn't the first time my mother gave me an awkward speech. Believe me.
not sure why your mother is worried you're going to rape someone...
my parents in particular told me to never watch porn for whatever reason. might has something to do with them being hardcore Christians.
almost as awkward as every time they promise me something that they dont deliver. which is like every day.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:34 pm
by ~Shultz
I go to sleep and this is what I found when I wake up. I love this forum
KS taught me that Harems are bad
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:39 pm
by Myshina
yummines wrote:not sure why your mother is worried you're going to rape someone...
my parents in particular told me to never watch porn for whatever reason. might has something to do with them being hardcore Christians.
almost as awkward as every time they promise me something that they dont deliver. which is like every day.
Awww, well that's having parents for you !!
My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too.
"Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."
The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:54 pm
by Xanatos
Myshina wrote:yummines wrote:not sure why your mother is worried you're going to rape someone...
my parents in particular told me to never watch porn for whatever reason. might has something to do with them being hardcore Christians.
almost as awkward as every time they promise me something that they dont deliver. which is like every day.
Awww, well that's having parents for you !!
My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too.
"Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."
The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
...So she didn't mention any
other pets. Loophole!
Now buy a goat.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:01 pm
by ShadeHaven
Myshina wrote:My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too. "Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."
The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
Wh..why, would someone....have sex....what.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:01 pm
by Erenussocrates
Myshina wrote:
Awww, well that's having parents for you !!
My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too. "Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."
The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
That's one interesting mom, lol
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:03 pm
by Myshina
Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any
other pets. Loophole!
Now buy a goat.
That's exactly what I did. And I let it LemonLube its way into Mordor. xD
For those of you who don't know,
I'm joking.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:04 pm
by Myshina
Erenussocrates wrote:That's one interesting mom, lol
Hell of an interesting Mother, I say. I never get bored when we spend time together.
Wanna know a thing ?! She introduced me to Katawa Shoujo. =D
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:06 pm
by Enemy |
Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any
other pets. Loophole!
Now buy a goat.
Goats leave you with a terrible reputation for your whole life
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:08 pm
by Myshina
I'm too scared to try that Link.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:09 pm
by yummines
Myshina wrote:Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any
other pets. Loophole!
Now buy a goat.
That's exactly what I did. And I let it LemonLube its way into Mordor. xD
For those of you who don't know,
I'm joking.
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:10 pm
by Enemy |
Myshina wrote:
I'm too scared to try that Link.
No worries it's safe for work
Myshina wrote:Erenussocrates wrote:That's one interesting mom, lol
Hell of an interesting Mother, I say. I never get bored when we spend time together.
Wanna know a thing ?! She introduced me to Katawa Shoujo. =D
What if she's here? D:
>.>
<.<
Re: Things KS taught me
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:10 pm
by Myshina
yummines wrote:Myshina wrote:Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any
other pets. Loophole!
Now buy a goat.
That's exactly what I did. And I let it LemonLube its way into Mordor. xD
For those of you who don't know,
I'm joking.
Yes, You are allowed to.