Well, I don't know about which Pokey-mans, but I did come up with a list of attacks the main characters would have if they followed Pokemon rules...
Note: Some attacks are spoiler tagged to be on the safe side.
HISAO
--Idiot Hair - Hisao whips the enemy with his signature cowlick for Normal-type damage. Low power, but has a high crit rate.
--I'm Gonna Die - Hisao suddenly experiences heart palpitations. The enemy sees this and becomes overconfident, causing their DEF and SDEF to drop.
--Science! - Hisao blathers on about stuff from the *cough* "science club", boring the enemy to sleep.
--Chocolate - Hisao switches out with another team member and gives them a box of bon-bons, losing 1/4 of his max HP but restoring about 1/4 of their max HP. Except for Hanako, who regains 1/2, for some reason.
LILLY
--Staff Meeting - Lilly wields her cane like a quarterstaff to clobber the enemy. High damage, but low accuracy.
--Cold Shoulder - Lilly uses her
unique form of verbal offense to nail the enemy with an ICE BURN!! Deals Ice-type damage, with a chance to cause a burn.
--Zantetsuken - Lilly strikes with her cane sword for a small chance of instant KO.
--Blind Sense - Lilly's super-developed Daredevil senses hone in on the enemy, reducing their evasiveness.
HANAKO
--Drama Bomb - Hanako angsts, causing Dark-type damage.
--RAGE!!! - Hanako explodes with anger, dealing massive Fire-type damage but requiring her to recharge next turn.
--Moeblob - Hanako looks incredibly sad and hurt, sharply reducing enemy ATK.
--Ivegottagodosomething! - Hanako runs away in a panic. Automatically flees from battle with 100% success rate, except vs. trainers.
RIN
--Work In Marble - Rin bashes the enemy with a statue, dealing Rock-type damage.
--Art Attack - Rin slings multicolored paint buckets with her feet, causing damage of a random type.
--Rinspeak - Rin says something, causing the enemy to become confused.
--Rin Bin - Rin conceals herself in a metal container, sharply raising her DEF.
EMI
--Shoryuken! - Emi uses her running blades like springs to perform a jumping uppercut, dealing Fighting-type damage.
--Tornado Dash - Emi runs circles around her opponent, creating a small cyclone and causing Flying-type damage.
--*Whimper* - Emi makes puppy dog eyes at the enemy. Male opponents are afflicted with the charm status effect.
--Loob(tm) - Emi takes out a bottle and squirts...something on the ground all around the area to make it slippery. Opponents take a small amount of fall damage every time they switch out.
SHIZUNE
--Staredown - Shizune challenges the enemy with her gaze, causing Electric-type damage.
--Iron Will - Shizune automatically goes last. Any damage dealt to her this turn is doubled and returned to the attacker as Steel-type damage.
--Join The Student Council! - Shizune refuses to take no for an answer, preventing the opponent from switching out.
--Janken - Shizune forces her opponent to throw rock, paper, or scissors, and answers with her own move. This move has a 1/3 chance of sharply boosting her ATK and SATK (win), sharply reducing her DEF and SDEF (loss), or doing nothing at all (tie).
MISHA
--Wahaha~! - Misha laughs loudly, causing Normal-type damage. If Misha acts first, it has a chance of flinching the opponent, denying their attack.
--I'm Not Fat! - Misha cries over being constantly ridiculed, causing Water-type damage.
--Drill Hair - Misha spins the enemy with her drills, reducing enemy accuracy.
--Ultimate Drill Works - Sh*t gets crazy! Causes massive Ghost-type damage, but causes Misha to faint.
KENJI
--Optic Blast - Kenji fires an optical laser beam that causes Psychic-type damage.
--Conspiracy! - Kenji decries both sides' underhanded tactics, removing all active buffs and debuffs.
--Help A Brother Out - Kenji asks for a loan, stealing a few Pokedollars from the enemy trainer.
--Sh*tfaced - Kenji chugs his best booze, sharply increasing his SATK but reducing his accuracy.
