Blindtan vs Hisaoman, game updated 05/15

[drewskinorky]

This was the best waste of five mins ever! Pure GOLD!

[Rocket Royal]

Looks like I beat it. You could say that I've fallen for this game.

[traitor]

Especially since I now have many ideas on what it would look like if Hisaoman was to absorb the powers of the cripplegirls.

Burn Boost: Hisao lights himself on fire and runs at 3x movespeed screaming IGOTTABESOMEWHERE, effective against blindtan

Amputee Shield: Hisao shields himself with healthy food, effective against stumptan.

Blind Cane: Hisao throws a cane at an arc angle, the cane explodes into tiny teacups when hit, effective against drilltan.

Stump Kick: Hisao performs hurricane kick, it also helps him jump higher, effective against amputan.

Deafmute Bust: Hisao grows a pair of breasts that explodes soon after, effective against burntan.

Drill Breaker: Hisao fires a drill which can be aimed in 8 directions, effective against deafmutan.

[griffon8]

Especially since I now have many ideas on what it would look like if Hisaoman was to absorb the powers of the cripplegirls.

Hmm, do I sense a new fanfic being written?

[Rocket Royal]

You jump over the chasm and land on the conveyor belt. You run forward with the belt, megabuster blasting. Large mechanical spider creatures are crawling all over the ceiling, following you. Slowly they descend upon you, as you make your way through the old art gallery. You let lose a fully charged blast, obliterating a swarm of spiders in your way. Before you have time to let lose another blast, a spider jumps from the corpse pile and tackles you. It attempts to pin you down, but you focus firing on the left half of legs, crippling them. As the spider buckles under its own weight you let out a blast to its abdomen, knocking it off you and springing back to your feet.
You turn your back to the spider; you’ve reached the end of the line. The corpses of their fallen brothers plummet off the edge of the belt into the deep abyss below. The spiders would be content if they managed to get drag you down with them, but you have matters more dire to attend to. You toss a dead spider into the air, and proceed to double jump off its corpse. You land and roll to your feet, just barely making it past the closing gates. You fully charge your megabuster, things are about to get messy. You blast down the remaining door, and roll through the wreckage. You are now face to face with AMPUTAN!
A sickening silhouette appears before. An android created to make prosthetic legs gone rogue, driven insane by the katawa virus. With eight artificial legs extending from her lower torso, the robot master resembled her spider creations more than she resembled a human. Standing up on those monstrous, she towers twenty feet above you. You start shooting at her torso but she moves far too quickly for one of your shots to hit. Her ponytails began to whirl and her legs begin to move. She charges forward at a blinding pace as you fling your body sideways to avoid impact. As you rise to your feet and face her, she stands still. The moment passes quickly as she bends her legs and leaps up into the air. She lands near you, with one of her legs just missing you. You charge up a shot and let lose at her face, but several spiders, having been knocked from the ceiling, fall and intercept your shot. The ponytails ceased to spin, and she walked towards the furthest end of the room to ready another charge. You turn your attention to the spiders, they are quickly defeated as the impact from the fall had caused them serious injuries, and collect their scrap metal to repair the damage you sustained.
Her ponytails reach maximum whirlage potential and she begins to charge at you. The moment you hear the motor sound you focus your charged shots on her legs as she charges at you far too quickly now to dodge your precision blasting. She crashes into the wall as her two front left legs were now damaged beyond repair, and pieces of her body armor, resembling a school uniform, come flying off her body. She leaps into the air, and you make several pantyshots as you flee from where her shadow leads towards. She lands on her ass rather than her feet. You shoot the rain of spiders that fall from above as Amputan prepares to make another pass at you. You shoot off the rest of her left legs and Amputan falls flat on the ground, face first. You fire a charged shot at her anus, destroying the harness keeping her arachnid limbs attached. You shove your firing arm up her exposed entry port as you change to your special weapon.
“HEART CANNON BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You scream as you put all your energy into this final shot. Amputan begins to leak cooling fluid everywhere. “Let it be known I am the one who stands up for justice” she screams before she explodes. Her mechanical parts explode in all directions, but her core begins to glow. The pieces all transform into energy as you absorb her disability into your weapon memory. Your energy tank is replenished, and your megabuster transforms… into a foot. You try to fire, hoping it would be some sort of cannon that fired feet at least. Negative. You don’t see how this would help you win anything except a three legged race contest. You’d better return to base and get this checked out before you do anything else. You remind yourself to always use protection when interfacing with unfamiliar female’s access drives.
Part 2?

[Jaden82]

Part 2?

YES.

[A1phaDrag0n]

Motion seconded :O

[PlatonicRabbit]

Reading the fanfic with Mega Man X music playing in the background results in a much better read. Part 2 much appreciated

[neumanproductions]

I think I have just been scarred for life after visualizing this battle you have written Rocket.

Deafmute Bust: Hisao grows a pair of breasts that explodes soon after, effective against burntan.

Okay, now that would be a most interesting weapon in an already interesting arsenal.

[Grand Haberdasher]

Rocket, your story amuses me, but pick a tense and stay in it, (wo)man.

[traitor]

You remind yourself to always use protection when interfacing with unfamiliar female’s access drives.

[Rocket Royal]

I'm a dude. I should do the writting sometime before I go to sleep. It's harder to catch the typos. I also accidentally a word somewhere. I'll get to this sequel REAL soon.

[griffon8]

I also accidentally a word somewhere.

Yeah, I see what you did there.

[Sgt_Frog]

The way you wrote the story and the descriptions makes it sound like something from the Metroid Prime series. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I love that series!

[Rocket Royal]

I was wondering how tough it would be to make a megaman boss battle clone. I will look into it. Don't look forward to that actually resulting in anything.

Do I post the sequels in this thread, or should that technically go in my own?