Re: The Annotated Bromont
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 5:11 pm
"HIYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH", you scream as you emerge from your bed and scream at the ceiling.
Today's the day!
You've decided to surprise Rin, that armless dude, by making him lunch without her knowledge!
Because you're a kind and caring person, unlike every other girl going to Yamfucku High, the HARLOTS.
You slip on your school uniform and adjust your blouse ribbon-
...
But now you're faced with your first cum-on-drum of the day!
What to wear down below...?
"HMMMM....!", you stare intensely inside your dresser.
Pantyhose...
Spats...
Star glittered pink rainbow socks...
Or just plain old underwear?
...
"I CHOOSE... ALL OF THE ABOVE!"
You slip on your panties, then pantyhose, then spats, then socks, and transform your legs into a clusterfuck of 'what'.
"I'M STYLIN' AND PROFILAN!", you boast maniacally.
*DING!*
"OH~ CAKE'S DONE!"
You moon-walk back into your room and take the cake out to cool down.
"Nye-he-he! There's no way he won't appreciate a home made cake! He'll fall to his knees and worship your name!"
...
"Or he'll just say 'Ah thanks' and chomp down without even looking at it...", you hang your head down.
...
"GODDAMN YOU BIPOLAR EXPECTATIONS!!", you scream as you punch the still-hot cake in blind rage.
...
"AAAHHHHAAAHHAAA! MY HAND!", you swing your arm up and down in a flurry to try and cool down.
You peek inside the Art room with the cake-box in hand...
...And spot Rin sitting on the windowsill about to drinking a can of carb-oh-nated soda.
Stealthy, you sneak underneath the desks and to the wall next to Rin, using your Spiderman powers, you climb up the wall and right above Rin-
...
Wait no, you don't have Spiderman powers.
"Huh?", Rin hears you half-heartingly trying to climb the wall next to him. He peeks over the side of the window toward said wall... Only to see nothingness.
"?", Rin goes back to sipping his soda out through a straw-
He turns around to be greeted by your face, not but a couple inches away from his face.
"HOLA!", you cheerfully boast out.
"AH!", Rin gets taken back.
"O-Oh hey, food's here. T-Tell you what, I'll just let you have it-", Rin tries to bargain with you.
You silently release him from your fanged grasp, walk over to the trash can, and dig out the Angel Food Cake from the bottom.
You shove the mushed cake in front of Rin as he stumbles to his feet.
"Eat."
