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Re: Calamansi: Part 3, Akira, Yuuko (Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:00 am
by kosherbacon
And now, the grand finale. Thank you for your readership.

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A perfect evening.
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On the floor of Hisao's room, two lowly figures sat on the carpet, surrounded by pornographic magazines. A box of tissues and a pump bottle of lotion sat between them.

“Ain't this the life, Hiaso?” Kenji bragged, stroking himself while putting the magazine down and turning to Hisao.

“Dude!” Hisao's beating off suddenly halted, “Don't look at me while I'm jacking off! I know you can't see shit but...”

“Oh, sorry,” Kenji apologized, burying his face inside a magazine. “So I was saying. Just a couple dudes, some junk food, and their porn. Can life get any better than this?”

“I dunno,” Hisao shrugged, “What do you think the girls are doing right now?”

“On a crappy day like this?” Kenji scoffed. “Probably knitting or some stupid girly shit like that!”

“Hah,” Hisao grunted in agreement, “You're right, life is GOOD.”


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Calamansi fruits.... sort of like little lemons.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:45 am
by neumanproductions
A three-some dream makes way to a two-some. You did match my expectations of Hanako though, based on what I have seen from others.

Other than that, this is all I can say about that last one.
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Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:33 am
by Jyo_ni
This is a truly glorious day.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:48 am
by SnigendePind
I read the 2 last ones on the bus on the way home. While high.

Imagine how suspicious I felt.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:31 am
by Xuan
Ahh... This is epic. Epic epic series. Mods please sticky this man.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:36 am
by kosherbacon
Xuan wrote:Ahh... This is epic. Epic epic series. Mods please sticky this man.
lol... sticky.

*maturity mode back on*

Sticky material it ain't, but I'll link to this in my writefaggotry thread in case it ever gets buried. :)

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:29 pm
by Leotrak
I lol'd at the Kenji/Hisao one XD

I also called you a cheater for posting up one of AkiraxYuuko before HanakoxLilly :P And then I kept reading, and found much to rejoice about 8)

edit: can't believe I first wrote "Hanaki"... >_< Must needs sleep, apparently -_-"

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:09 am
by Smoku
Calamansi... looks like limes

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:42 pm
by kosherbacon
Smoku wrote:Calamansi... looks like limes
They do look like limes, but they're actually rather sour.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Porn)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:08 pm
by Csihar
kosherbacon wrote:
Smoku wrote:Calamansi... looks like limes
They do look like limes, but they're actually rather sour.
Wait, aren't limes pretty sour to begin with?

Anyway, good job on these, especially the Lilly/Hanako/Akira one. Damn son. Also I seriously lol'd at Shizune's dirty talk (or "talk").

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Por

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:04 am
by Ryto
Sorry to make this thread into a zombie, but I saw it in your signature, and ended up reading all these in one sitting.

I really enjoyed them, but my favorite was the HanakoxLillyxAkira one. I never thought I'd say this about a quick little porn fanfic like this, but I'd have to say it was pretty epic.

Also liked the AkiraxYuuko one, considering Yuuko was my favorite side girl. Then there was the Kenji and Hisao one, and I really wanna know how that ended up happening. Was a manly picnic that didn't end so badly involved? I'd say this is a sort of manly picnic itself.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Por

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:38 am
by kosherbacon
I just realized that rainy days did in fact have a role to play in KS. :shock:

The Kenji and Hisao chapter is there to punctuate the story and show how badly they're missing out while everyone else is having a good time. At least they've got each other... :wink:

Also, a reason why I am particularly proud of this one is because it was quoted in a blog entry's header image :D

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Por

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:06 am
by Ryto
"It feels like I'm pooping backwards" is honestly one of my favorite quotes ever.

Re: Calamansi: AkiraHanakoLilly(Pg1) KenjiHisao(Pg2) END(Por

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:09 pm
by TheTrueCole
After the HanakoxLillyxAkira plot twist I couldn't get this out of my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71gaZnYgOU