Caesius wrote:
Huh, yeah, it's been so long that I forgot F/SN even had an OP. Shows you how trivial the OP is in the larger scheme of the project, anyway, especially compared to the KS intro which had a lot more context to it.
true that.
I don't think KS should have an OP. It kinda doesn't suit the climate. Instrumentals are fine.
YO YO
KATAWA SHOUJO, THE CRIPPLE SCHOOL DOJO
GET READY
CAUSE THIS AIN'T YOUR REGULAR TOJO
HISAO NAKAI, THE HERO OF THE GAME
HEART SO RACIST, HIS BODY'S FULL OF LAME
JOINED BY KENJI, THE BAT BLIND LADY HATER
THE MAN IS SO STINGY, HE CAUGHT HIMSELF DRINKING A TATER
YOU GOT HANAKO, THE BURN SCARRED BEAUTY
SO SHY IS SHE, SHE MAKES RUNNING AWAY HER DUTY
HER BFF LILLY, BLINDER THAN KENJI THOUGH NOT SO MEAN
SHE'S QUITE DAINTY, AND YOUR HEART SHE CAN STILL MAKE BE SEEN
THERE'S SHIZUNE, THE DEAF GIRL WITH GLASSES
(Why does she wear glasses if she's deaf?)
QUESTION GOES UNANSWERED, EVEN IF ASKED BY THE MASSES
ACCOMPANIED BY MISHA, THE DRILL HAIRED DUMMY
ASKED BY EVERYONE, WHAT'S HER DISABILITY!?
RIN, THE ARMLESS MAVERICK
TOTALED BY ART, HER DIALOGUE MIGHT MAKE FEW PANIC
HER APATHETIC TONE IS COUNTERED BY EMI, THE EXERCISE FREAK
THE LEGLESS LOLI, DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T OUTRAN YOUR ASS, GEEK
AKIO THE TEACHER AND NURSE THE NURSE
THE LIBRARIAN YUUKO MAKES THE TWO SEEM WORSE
THERE'S A FEW OTHERS THAT I WON'T SPOIL
NOW PLAY THE GAME FOOL, LEST YOUR CRIPPLE GIRL DESIRES BOIL
In order to increase the overall insanity, and seeing as the word MOJO prominently features in the chorus, I propose using music like the Austin Powers theme.
Yeah baby, yeah!
Ahh, Morticia? I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
what really scares me is now I want someone to record that so they can rap it over the end credits.
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." - Sir Francis Bacon
Emi = Hanako > Lilly > Rin >>>>>>> Shizune
amazing how preference changes now that the game's actually out.
Akira/Hanako for the win. Meiko/Nurse for even more win. Miki/Misha for win that goes BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE.
