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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:36 am
by Munchenhausen
These are all fucking hilarious and fun to create!

Best topic ever.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:58 am
by Sea
Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Stump Humper: Walk in on Rin fucking Emi with her arm stumps.
Imagine the pornographic possibilities, with a little careful framing to avoid revealing the trick. "Arm-deep fisting!"
Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:51 am
by Atario
Sea wrote:Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?
Ahhh, but you neglect that I posit that it be framed specifically to avoid showing any disability. This would just appear to be magic porn with standard people.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:39 am
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:
Sea wrote:Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?
Ahhh, but you neglect that I posit that it be framed specifically to avoid showing any disability. This would just appear to be magic porn with standard people.
Besides, are you saying that crippled people aren't allowed to fis- what am I even doing with my life?!

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:05 pm
by Comrade
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
Sea wrote:Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?
Ahhh, but you neglect that I posit that it be framed specifically to avoid showing any disability. This would just appear to be magic porn with standard people.
Besides, are you saying that crippled people aren't allowed to fis- what am I even doing with my life?!
Enough Internet For Today
Argue in favor of cripple stumpfisting porn

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:59 pm
by SpunkySix
Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:01 pm
by Sea
SpunkySix wrote:
Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.
Even if it was (AND IT IS!) incredibly offensive it would still leave everyone who gazed upon it halfway between a OMGWTFISTHISSHIT! and WHOTHEFUCKWOULDDOTHIS?!?!?
Comrade wrote:Enough Internet For Today
Argue in favor of cripple stumpfisting porn
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:04 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
SpunkySix wrote:
Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.
Can this even be done in a classy, tasteful way?! Hell, you could set it in the fancy restaurant Lilly takes Hisao to while having everyone smeared with white sturgeon caviar and I still don't think it could be done XD

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:07 pm
by Munchenhausen
Comrade wrote:Enough Internet For Today
Argue in favor of cripple stumpfisting porn
This is an achievement?
I thought it was social norm :oops:
SpunkySix wrote:This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.
I'm trying my best to try and think of how a romantic love-making session turns into stumping your partner

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:17 pm
by Potato
Sea wrote:Even if it was (AND IT IS!) incredibly offensive it would still leave everyone who gazed upon it halfway between a OMGWTFISTHISSHIT! and WHOTHEFUCKWOULDDOTHIS?!?!?
I don't see how it's offensive. It'd just be porn.


Face, Meet Palm.: Build a giant Godzilla sculpture for the festival.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:36 pm
by someguy1294
Sea wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:
Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.
Even if it was (AND IT IS!) incredibly offensive it would still leave everyone who gazed upon it halfway between a OMGWTFISTHISSHIT! and WHOTHEFUCKWOULDDOTHIS?!?!?
Oh, don't act like you don't want Rin's stump up your ass. :lol: Joking, obviously.

No, if we want to delve into the romance of the nubs, we need a more tender act than fisting.

Big Mouth
Fellate one of Rin's nubs.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:12 am
by SpunkySix
K, so I prolly went ahead and wrote something related to the Rin achievement and then got all guilty and panicked and deleted it so I didn't get cooked up and served with fries, but if anybody is morbidly curious and really needs to know what was written, feel free to PM me at your own risk.

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT in any way requesting that you do so, I'm simply saying that the option is there for those who don't plan on feeling okay in the near future.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:48 am
by Atario
SpunkySix wrote:K, so I prolly went ahead and wrote something related to the Rin achievement and then got all guilty and panicked and deleted it so I didn't get cooked
Damn you guys are jumpy. It's related to Katawa Shoujo, so it's fair game! At least wait for a warning before you self-sensor, huh?
if anybody is morbidly curious and really needs to know what was written, feel free to PM me at your own risk.
I happened to see it before you deleted. (Still have it in my cache, too…) You really should have left it, it was hilarious. Though you did neglect to mention whether you swallowed at the end.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled achievement fest.

Donald Trump Productions Presents: Stump your partner tenderly, passionately, sweetly, and above all, classily

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:53 am
by Steinherz
Atario wrote:I happened to see it before you deleted. (Still have it in my cache, too…) You really should have left it, it was hilarious. Though you did neglect to mention whether you swallowed at the end.
As did I.
And I agree, 'twas hilarious.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:00 am
by SpunkySix
Back by popular demand.

As I lean in closer, I take in the scent of Rin's beautifully rounded left nub. She's sweating with anticipation, and it smells sweet. I'm shaking as I approach, and I realize that I am nervous as well. My tongue extends outward, and I get my first taste of Rin's delicious nub. It tastes like berries, but sweeter. Licking up droplets of sweat, I begin to move faster and suck upon the tip of Rin's tender nub, eliciting a soft moan from her. I look up, and see that she's blushing; she is enjoying this as much as I am. I begin to work my way further up her stump, deeper and faster, and soon her partial arm is tickling my tonsils. I gag, but force myself to continue- I'm too aroused to stop now. Our breathing becomes erratic and the pace quickens to a frenzy as I move my lips up and down as if the nub was a popsicle on a hot Summer's day. I feel Rin tensing up, and soon after I can take no more. We both roll our eyes back in pure ecstasy and groan as the glorious feeling of release fills our minds, consuming us. We pant, catching our breath, and I embrace Rin. We smile at each other warmly, knowing that our act of passion will not soon be forgotten by either of us. She falls asleep in my arms, and I am reminded of how lucky I am to have met such a wonderfully complex angel.

Do I win achievement points for this?