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Have them play DnD
I'm too lazy too figure out their characters though

They should buy a van and drive around solving mysteries together.

Oddball wrote:They should buy a van and drive around solving mysteries together.

"Hey, Scoob! Lilly! Take a sniff of this!"

"Stop being stupid, Emi."

Hisao: "Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Kenji, you're the big banana; Misha, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Shizune, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
Nurse: "Mmm-mm"
Hisao: "That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?"
Shizune: [You know what, Hisao? You've really put it into perspective for me.]
Hisao: "Thanks"
Shizune: [I quit!]
Hisao: "NO!"
Misha: "No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!"
Kenji: "Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!"
Shizune: [I'm outta here!]
Misha: "Good riddance."
Hisao: "Don't... no! Don't go! Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go."
Nurse: "Do I quit?"
Hisao: "No, Nurse... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal."

OtakuNinja wrote:Hisao: "Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Kenji, you're the big banana; Misha, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Shizune, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
Nurse: "Mmm-mm"
Hisao: "That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?"
Shizune: [You know what, Hisao? You've really put it into perspective for me.]
Hisao: "Thanks"
Shizune: [I quit!]
Hisao: "NO!"
Misha: "No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!"
Kenji: "Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!"
Shizune: [I'm outta here!]
Misha: "Good riddance."
Hisao: "Don't... no! Don't go! Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go."
Nurse: "Do I quit?"
Hisao: "No, Nurse... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal."

OtakuNinja wrote:Hisao: "Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Kenji, you're the big banana; Misha, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Shizune, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
Nurse: "Mmm-mm"
Hisao: "That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?"
Shizune: [You know what, Hisao? You've really put it into perspective for me.]
Hisao: "Thanks"
Shizune: [I quit!]
Hisao: "NO!"
Misha: "No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!"
Kenji: "Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!"
Shizune: [I'm outta here!]
Misha: "Good riddance."
Hisao: "Don't... no! Don't go! Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go."
Nurse: "Do I quit?"
Hisao: "No, Nurse... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal."

What...

Shadowyeclipse wrote:

OtakuNinja wrote:Hisao: "Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Kenji, you're the big banana; Misha, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Shizune, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
Nurse: "Mmm-mm"
Hisao: "That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?"
Shizune: [You know what, Hisao? You've really put it into perspective for me.]
Hisao: "Thanks"
Shizune: [I quit!]
Hisao: "NO!"
Misha: "No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!"
Kenji: "Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!"
Shizune: [I'm outta here!]
Misha: "Good riddance."
Hisao: "Don't... no! Don't go! Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go."
Nurse: "Do I quit?"
Hisao: "No, Nurse... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal."

What...

That's the most famous quote from the first movie.

OtakuNinja wrote: That's the most famous quote from the first movie.

Oh.


The first scooby-doo movie?

Shadowyeclipse wrote:

OtakuNinja wrote: That's the most famous quote from the first movie.

Oh.


The first scooby-doo movie?

Yeah. That was from the first movie.

The second movie is better.

Oddball wrote:

Shadowyeclipse wrote:

OtakuNinja wrote: That's the most famous quote from the first movie.

Oh.


The first scooby-doo movie?

Yeah. That was from the first movie.

The second movie is better.

The first movie is better. The second is hilarious.

Shadowyeclipse wrote:

Oddball wrote:They should buy a van and drive around solving mysteries together.

"Hey, Scoob! Lilly! Take a sniff of this!"

"Stop being stupid, Emi."

I'd watch that.

Kenji would probably turn out to be behind most of the masks.

Rin would be some sort of clue-solving savant.

Emi would be the coward/bait because she runs the fastest.

Hanako would get kidnapped all the time.

Misha would eat all the food and be useless.

And Lilly would wear an ascot because she can't see how stupid ascots look.

Oh, and Jigoro would be that mildly unpleasant guy who everyone suspects to be the culprit but he never is and he turns out to be okay in the end because EVERY FUCKING EPISODE HAS THAT GUY.

Heh, that's pretty funny. Had to go back and reread it after someone mentioned it was Scooby-Doo to get the joke.

Glitter Freeze wrote:Have them play DnD
I'm too lazy too figure out their characters though

This is actually hard, because a person's personality and the character they'd play have almost no bearing on one another.
For the purposes of humor, though

>> Emi is a dwarf, halfling, or gnome. Probably gets picked up and/or thrown a lot. Don't tell the elf.
>> Shizune can't make Listen checks. Like, ever.
>> Lilly, likewise, cannot make Spot checks, and takes a penalty on Search... Swim... Move Silently... Just about anything, actually. For extra humor, add heavy armour.
>> Misha has really high charisma. Coin flip determines whether or not her modifier becomes negative (just about everything she says has a 50/50 chance of working)
>> I don't have much for Hanako, but I get the impression she'd be a reclusive mage. Make her really good with fire-related magic for extra cris- I mean, irony
>> Rin... Is a rogue, methinks. Deal with it.

FoxtrotZero wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny. Had to go back and reread it after someone mentioned it was Scooby-Doo to get the joke.

Glitter Freeze wrote:Have them play DnD
I'm too lazy too figure out their characters though

This is actually hard, because a person's personality and the character they'd play have almost no bearing on one another.
For the purposes of humor, though

>> Emi is a dwarf, halfling, or gnome. Probably gets picked up and/or thrown a lot. Don't tell the elf.
>> Shizune can't make Listen checks. Like, ever.
>> Lilly, likewise, cannot make Spot checks, and takes a penalty on Search... Swim... Move Silently... Just about anything, actually. For extra humor, add heavy armour.
>> Misha has really high charisma. Coin flip determines whether or not her modifier becomes negative (just about everything she says has a 50/50 chance of working)
>> I don't have much for Hanako, but I get the impression she'd be a reclusive mage. Make her really good with fire-related magic for extra cris- I mean, irony
>> Rin... Is a rogue, methinks. Deal with it.

I can imagine Lilly, being a literal tank under like 50 pounds of armor, swinging around a big hammer trying to hit orcs, pinata-style.

I think friendly damage would occur most often, however.

Shadowyeclipse wrote:

FoxtrotZero wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny. Had to go back and reread it after someone mentioned it was Scooby-Doo to get the joke.

Glitter Freeze wrote:Have them play DnD
I'm too lazy too figure out their characters though

This is actually hard, because a person's personality and the character they'd play have almost no bearing on one another.
For the purposes of humor, though

>> Emi is a dwarf, halfling, or gnome. Probably gets picked up and/or thrown a lot. Don't tell the elf.
>> Shizune can't make Listen checks. Like, ever.
>> Lilly, likewise, cannot make Spot checks, and takes a penalty on Search... Swim... Move Silently... Just about anything, actually. For extra humor, add heavy armour.
>> Misha has really high charisma. Coin flip determines whether or not her modifier becomes negative (just about everything she says has a 50/50 chance of working)
>> I don't have much for Hanako, but I get the impression she'd be a reclusive mage. Make her really good with fire-related magic for extra cris- I mean, irony
>> Rin... Is a rogue, methinks. Deal with it.

I can imagine Lilly, being a literal tank under like 50 pounds of armor, swinging around a big hammer trying to hit orcs, pinata-style.

I think friendly damage would occur most often, however.

Only fifty pounds? Come on, she can pile on more adamantine than that.
I imagine there being, like, a triple-locked door with a half dozen traps, and Rin just stares at it. Everybody eventually stops paying attention, only to look up and realise that she has somehow managed to defeat all of it.

FoxtrotZero wrote:Heh, that's pretty funny. Had to go back and reread it after someone mentioned it was Scooby-Doo to get the joke.

Glitter Freeze wrote:Have them play DnD
I'm too lazy too figure out their characters though

This is actually hard, because a person's personality and the character they'd play have almost no bearing on one another.
For the purposes of humor, though

>> Emi is a dwarf, halfling, or gnome. Probably gets picked up and/or thrown a lot. Don't tell the elf.
>> Shizune can't make Listen checks. Like, ever.
>> Lilly, likewise, cannot make Spot checks, and takes a penalty on Search... Swim... Move Silently... Just about anything, actually. For extra humor, add heavy armour.
>> Misha has really high charisma. Coin flip determines whether or not her modifier becomes negative (just about everything she says has a 50/50 chance of working)
>> I don't have much for Hanako, but I get the impression she'd be a reclusive mage. Make her really good with fire-related magic for extra cris- I mean, irony
>> Rin... Is a rogue, methinks. Deal with it.

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