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Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:45 pm
by KILLTHIS
I guess I'd personally drop by in order to slap those who would even think of bullying her. She's a sweetheart.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:55 pm
by HarvestmanMan
phys- wrote:Not sure if bullying but...
"Hey Hanako, I have found this lovely German picture book in the library.
I thought you may have liked the story..."
(images baleeted)
So Hanako doesn't like cats?

And I'd play her this playlist:
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Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:00 pm
by fabio.salvador
"you mess up with the girl, i mess up your face", said il capo.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:54 am
by Paddy
fabio.salvador wrote:"you mess up with the girl, i mess up your face", said il capo.
"You mess with this girl, here, and I'll burn your house down so your parents die and you're scarred all along the right side of your body so everyone gives you strange looks and you become a paranoid recluse. DID YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR FACE OFF!!"

*weenie runs off crying*
*Hanako runs off crying*

"Hanako! What did I do wrong??" :(

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:02 am
by ShadeHaven
Paddy wrote:
fabio.salvador wrote:"you mess up with the girl, i mess up your face", said il capo.
"You mess with this girl, here, and I'll burn your house down so your parents die and you're scarred all along the right side of your body so everyone gives you strange looks and you become a paranoid recluse. DID YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR FACE OFF!!"

*weenie runs off crying*
*Hanako runs off crying*

"Hanako! What did I do wrong??" :(
So. Much. Facepalm.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:52 am
by Megumeru
Paddy wrote:
fabio.salvador wrote:"you mess up with the girl, i mess up your face", said il capo.
"You mess with this girl, here, and I'll burn your house down so your parents die and you're scarred all along the right side of your body so everyone gives you strange looks and you become a paranoid recluse. DID YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR FACE OFF!!"

*weenie runs off crying*
*Hanako runs off crying*

"Hanako! What did I do wrong??" :(
You sir, deserves an EMI award.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:37 am
by Paddy
Megumeru wrote:
Paddy wrote:
fabio.salvador wrote:"you mess up with the girl, i mess up your face", said il capo.
"You mess with this girl, here, and I'll burn your house down so your parents die and you're scarred all along the right side of your body so everyone gives you strange looks and you become a paranoid recluse. DID YOU HEAR ME?! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR FACE OFF!!"

*weenie runs off crying*
*Hanako runs off crying*

"Hanako! What did I do wrong??" :(
You sir, deserves an EMI award.
Really? I was going for a Seth MacFarlane Award.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:59 am
by Daitengu
This kinda thread is why I wish martial arts was a mandatory course for girls in schools.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:01 am
by Megumeru
Daitengu wrote:This kinda thread is why I wish martial arts was a mandatory course for girls in schools.
Yeah, after she beats down her harasser, I'll come up to her and say...

'Damn Hanako, you're on fire today...'
*proceeds to get beaten up too*

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:54 pm
by zanger
Daitengu wrote:This kinda thread is why I wish martial arts was a mandatory course for girls in schools.
not going to do much if the other person is much stronger / faster.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:08 pm
by Sin of my sins
zanger wrote:
Daitengu wrote:This kinda thread is why I wish martial arts was a mandatory course for girls in schools.
not going to do much if the other person is much stronger / faster.
Utilize the weak spots. Nuff said.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:09 pm
by zanger
Sin of my sins wrote:
zanger wrote:
Daitengu wrote:This kinda thread is why I wish martial arts was a mandatory course for girls in schools.
not going to do much if the other person is much stronger / faster.
Utilize the weak spots. Nuff said.
Like bees stinging a bear

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:18 pm
by Daitengu
zanger wrote:
Sin of my sins wrote:Utilize the weak spots. Nuff said.
Like bees stinging a bear
Guess you never seen someone get punched in the throat.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:49 pm
by zanger
Daitengu wrote:
zanger wrote:
Sin of my sins wrote:Utilize the weak spots. Nuff said.
Like bees stinging a bear
Guess you never seen someone get punched in the throat.
Guess you never contemplated that 1. women tend to be shorter than men, 2. they'll have harder time reaching a man's throat, 3. men are capable of moving their body to dodge a punch, 4. men are capable of blocking, stopping, or deflecting a punch quite easily from a generally slower, weaker opponent.

Re: If you could bully Hanako in the game...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:08 pm
by Tomate
So, all men can fight and all women are damsel in distress?