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Negativedarke
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Sorry. But it sorta makes sense. Hanako mentions the things she'd given up on, and I can very easily see a sex life being one of them. Now I'll try to cheer you up if I can.

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Negativedarke wrote:Sorry. But it sorta makes sense. Hanako mentions the things she'd given up on, and I can very easily see a sex life being one of them. Now I'll try to cheer you up if I can.

Kenji- "So I realized something. There is no feminist conspiracy. It was just the resault of my own fears and doubts about entering a serious relationship."
Hisao- "Well Kenji I'm glad to hear that. I mean it is sort of out there-"
Kenji- "YEAH! Now I can focus on the real threat. The GODDAMN REPILIANOIDS FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH! Their after our pinial gland juice you know."
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I notice that Hanako doesn't rule out the possibility of making out with Lilly, only the possibility of doing so in front of Hisao...
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Thanks Oddball, I'm crying now from laughing so hard at that second one.
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Oddball wrote:outvoted.png
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Oddball wrote:
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Also not out of the question: making out with Hanako while Lilly listens
NB: none of the above is a request

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Atario wrote:
Oddball wrote:
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Also not out of the question: making out with Hanako while Lilly listens
Or fails to listen, if Guest Poster is to be believed (see Chapter 24 of 'Sisterhood', [here]). :D
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#1 I wish that I'd found this thread sooner

#2
Negativedarke wrote: Hisao- "Uh really it was pretty vanilla, and only in the missionary position."
Hanako- "Like I said things I never thought I'd do in positions I never thought I'd be in."
This is either hilarious or kinda heartbreaking and I don't know which :lol: :cry:

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Oddball wrote:outvoted.png
Yes :lol:
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Now we need an outvoted pic for Lily and Hanako. And a unanimous one for Rin and Emi.

And now my take on one for angry Hanako
-"Damn it Hisao stop treating me like I'm fragile! Always slow gentle sex, face to face? C'mon pound me into the matress I can take it! And how about getting Lily for a threesome?"

And now something inspired by a cut line from the Classic comedy Blazing Saddles.
Lily- "Oh my, it's so big..."
Hisao- "Your sucking on my elbow."
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Oddball wrote:Jiggy.png
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:lol:
I love you, Oddball.
Also, why does the Yuuko one say Mutou instead of Yuuko where the name should be?
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Alpacalypse wrote:
Oddball wrote:Jiggy.png
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:lol:
I love you, Oddball.
Aslo, why does the Yuuko one say Mutou instead of Yuuko where the name should be?
:oops: ... because I made the wrong layer invisible and can't go back and change it now.
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Oddball wrote: :oops: ... because I made the wrong layer invisible and can't go back and change it now.
Of course, this adds to the hilarity -- Mutou giving that "advice" to Yuuko... :lol:
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Oscar Wildecat wrote:
Oddball wrote: :oops: ... because I made the wrong layer invisible and can't go back and change it now.
Of course, this adds to the hilarity -- Mutou giving that "advice" to Yuuko... :lol:

... that works too.
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