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Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:12 pm
by ParagonTerminus
Rainbow Wizard DLC - €59.99
Katawa Shoujo, except this motherfucker is always somewhere on your screen, watching... Waiting...

UNTIL AT THE END OR EACH ROUTE HE REVEALS THAT HE WAS THE GIRLS THE WHOLE TIME!

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:31 am
by SpunkySix
Subtly Creepy Add-On:

You've felt happy and sad while playing KS, so why not feel unnerved? For just a few bucks, you can!

Misha looks more depressed than usual for Act One. Did something just move in the background? What the hell is that standing at behind the door to the roof, and how come nobody is commenting on it? Whoa, are my headphones messed up, or did somebody just whisper "help me"? Why is Rin giving you that look? Didn't this scene have happier music last time? I-I don't remember Emi's stumps being that bloody during the wheelchair scene last time. Why is Meiko being so mean to Emi? Come to think of it, where did that bruise on Emi's forearm come from? Holy shit, does that grave stone say HISAO on it?! What's going on, I'm scared guys! Oh god, now Emi wants sex and... everything is normal. Huh. Maybe I was just imagining things. Or was I?

Lingering sense of dread and lack of closure comes free as a bonus. God help you if you get one of the bad endings.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:55 am
by brythain
SpunkySix wrote:Subtly Creepy Add-On:

You've felt happy and sad while playing KS, so why not feel unnerved? For just a few bucks, you can!

Misha looks more depressed than usual for Act One. Did something just move in the background? What the hell is that standing at behind the door to the roof, and how come nobody is commenting on it? Whoa, are my headphones messed up, or did somebody just whisper "help me"? Why is Rin giving you that look? Didn't this scene have happier music last time? I-I don't remember Emi's stumps being that bloody during the wheelchair scene last time. Why is Meiko being so mean to Emi? Come to think of it, where did that bruise on Emi's forearm come from? Holy shit, does that grave stone say HISAO on it?! What's going on, I'm scared guys! Oh god, now Emi wants sex and... everything is normal. Huh. Maybe I was just imagining things. Or was I?

Lingering sense of dread and lack of closure comes free as a bonus. God help you if you get one of the bad endings.
Beware of the toilet on the third floor. If you knock on one of the unisex cubicles, you hear this whisper: "Don'tyouhavetogodosomething... ?" God help you if you open the door and get the bad ending...

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:44 am
by Munchenhausen
SpunkySix wrote:Subtly Creepy Add-On:

You've felt happy and sad while playing KS, so why not feel unnerved? For just a few bucks, you can!

Misha looks more depressed than usual for Act One. Did something just move in the background? What the hell is that standing at behind the door to the roof, and how come nobody is commenting on it? Whoa, are my headphones messed up, or did somebody just whisper "help me"? Why is Rin giving you that look? Didn't this scene have happier music last time? I-I don't remember Emi's stumps being that bloody during the wheelchair scene last time. Why is Meiko being so mean to Emi? Come to think of it, where did that bruise on Emi's forearm come from? Holy shit, does that grave stone say HISAO on it?! What's going on, I'm scared guys! Oh god, now Emi wants sex and... everything is normal. Huh. Maybe I was just imagining things. Or was I?

Lingering sense of dread and lack of closure comes free as a bonus. God help you if you get one of the bad endings.
10/10 would purchase
brythain wrote:Beware of the toilet on the third floor. If you knock on one of the unisex cubicles, you hear this whisper: "Don'tyouhavetogodosomething... ?" God help you if you open the door and get the bad ending...
Fucking lol'd

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:19 pm
by Atario
Tea Time Pack: Ability to specify the teas used in each scene in which tea appears. Affects coloration of liquids in images as well as textual mentions and descriptions. A snip at Rs700. (Yes, it must be paid in Indian rupees.)

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:19 am
by Mythic
Katawa Shoujo Season Pass: Includes all of the previously mentioned DLCs and grants early access to the Rise of Kenji beta, all at a cheap price of 69.99$$!
[Online Pass sold separately for 4.20$$]

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:19 am
by SpunkySix
Graveyard Shift DLC:

Taking place a week after the Manly Picnic ending, play as Jed the disgruntled, underpaid janitor-turned-gravedigger as you attempt to dig a hole in the ground deep enough to crudely house a tightly shut highschooler-sized coffin while contemplating the meaning of life and wondering whether or not you'll have enough money by the end of the week to pay for a blowjob from that lonely Meiko chick.

For a small extra fee, view the whole thing in artsy indie game-styled pixel art. Anti-depressants sold separately.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:55 pm
by Charmant
SpunkySix wrote:whether or not you'll have enough money by the end of the week to pay for a blowjob from that lonely Meiko chick.
Red Light DLC: Play as Meiko.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:10 pm
by ParagonTerminus
Air Infusion DLC - €69.99

Expands breasts of all female characters to zeppelin size. Changes all bad endings to Hisao suffocating in boobs. Hindenburg DLC not included.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:03 pm
by Broomhead
ParagonTerminus wrote:Air Infusion DLC - €69.99

Expands breasts of all female characters to zeppelin size. Changes all bad endings to Hisao suffocating in boobs. Hindenburg DLC not included.
It would be interesting to see a second option for HBE to go down.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:59 am
by Atario
Broomhead wrote:It would be interesting to see a second option for HBE to go down.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM! [shoves Hisao out like a sumo wrestler made of boob]"

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:36 am
by ParagonTerminus
Atario wrote:
Broomhead wrote:It would be interesting to see a second option for HBE to go down.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM! [shoves Hisao out like a sumo wrestler made of boob]"
"Mmm, Hanako, they jiggle so seductively while you say you hate m- BHRGHRGHRRGHRHRGRHRHRHRHRGRHRHRHRHHR...."

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:16 pm
by SpunkySix
I bet the forbidden beta of the game can be unlocked in full for indeterminately large sums of money, y'know. That's the real DLC.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 1:57 pm
by Broomhead
Atario wrote:
Broomhead wrote:It would be interesting to see a second option for HBE to go down.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM! [shoves Hisao out like a sumo wrestler made of boob]"
Epilogue: Out of a deep-seated need for revenge after his forceful expulsion, Hisao burns down Lilly's summer house with Hanako and Lilly inside it.
And that's why it's called the hindenburg ending.

Re: Katawa DLCs

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:54 pm
by Oscar Wildecat
ParagonTerminus wrote:Air Infusion DLC - €69.99

Expands breasts of all female characters to zeppelin size. Changes all bad endings to Hisao suffocating in boobs. Hindenburg DLC not included.
So, in her Neutral Ending, Lilly pulls a "Mary Poppins", sans umbrella?