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Not what i was going for...

A horse, couple of condoms and a totem pole

Comrade wrote:Not what i was going for...

A horse, couple of condoms and a totem pole

I'm kinda hoping this is a reference, else someone's getting their stomach lining ruptured.

Potato wrote:

Munchenhausen wrote:

TyronePotato wrote:You got that backwards.

A bitchin ass fanny pack


(Look at the date)

Ah, that ain't no April Fools joke, a fannypack full of spaghetti would have saved Hisao's life

Explain...

"Hey, Hisao, you brought the Whiskey?"
"Yeah, smuggled it in this bitchin-ass Fannypack."
Hisao opens his fanny pack and pulls out the whiskey bottle, but accidentally pulls his supply of cooked spaghetti along with it.
The spaghetti just keeps flowing until the two are standing ankle deep in Spaghetti Bologneise.
Hisao tries to clean it up with his jacket, but it doesn't work.
Kenji just looks on, speechless and confused.
Hisao runs away through sheer embarrassment.

Hisao lives, but he is bullied though his remaining school days and shunned by his peers, forever known as 'Spaghetti Kid'

FOUND THE MANLY PICNIC, and then found it again the same day -_-
Anyway, I'd bring cups.
A) Kenji's reaction would be class, and
B) Drinking alcohol from a bottle straight just makes me wince. I don't know why I have such a problem with it.

Potato salad, because it isn't a picnic without one. Also deviled eggs.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:FOUND THE MANLY PICNIC, and then found it again the same day -_-
Anyway, I'd bring cups.
A) Kenji's reaction would be class, and
B) Drinking alcohol from a bottle straight just makes me wince. I don't know why I have such a problem with it.

Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

Potato wrote: Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

If you still care what other people think, you're not drunk enough.

metalangel wrote:

Potato wrote: Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

If you still care what other people think, you're not drunk enough.

As someone who cares little for what people think by default, I only need to be buzzed (and indeed have never progressed past that) to completely lose any ability to give a fuck.

I'd bring Power Rangers costumes. 'Cause Kenji probably watches a lot of it (well, the original that Power Rangers ripped off anyway) while holing up in his dorm forever.

Potato wrote:

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:FOUND THE MANLY PICNIC, and then found it again the same day -_-
Anyway, I'd bring cups.
A) Kenji's reaction would be class, and
B) Drinking alcohol from a bottle straight just makes me wince. I don't know why I have such a problem with it.

Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

Phaha, I'm a self-enforced teetotal, so maybe I'm not the best judge for this kind of thing :L

Potato wrote: I'd bring Power Rangers costumes. 'Cause Kenji probably watches a lot of it (well, the original that Power Rangers ripped off anyway) while holing up in his dorm forever.

Dibs on Black Ranger.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Phaha, I'm a self-enforced teetotal, so maybe I'm not the best judge for this kind of thing :L

I often drink straight from the bottle specifically to give off that impression. People disturb you less often if you appear to be buckling up for a ride down Shitfaced Avenue as opposed to just sipping from a glass.

This was a message, but I cleared it out. Feel free to remove it at will.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:I can't help feeling you're in the wrong thread Potato dear

Oh, fuckin' A. Thanks for quoting it so I look stupid.

I wonder if Kenji would be okay if I somehow brought Yuuko...

Edited it out. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Dunno, he's already slightly pished so it could go either way. He may profess his undying, drunken love to Yuuko who responds in turn, or he could view you as an infiltrator, luring the feminists to him to be dealt with. Or he could view you as a spy for the feminists, and deliberately kill you.

Of course, getting Yuuko up there in the first place would be a feat in itself.

A bucket

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Of course, getting Yuuko up there in the first place would be a feat in itself.

Hence the "somehow". Maybe I'd tell her her boss from the Shanghai is up there and wants a meeting ASAP or she's fired.