Name one thing you'd bring to a manly picnic

Comrade · Post by **Comrade** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:39 pm

Not what i was going for...

A horse, couple of condoms and a totem pole

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:25 am

Comrade wrote:Not what i was going for...

A horse, couple of condoms and a totem pole

I'm kinda hoping this is a reference, else someone's getting their stomach lining ruptured.

Munchenhausen · Post by **Munchenhausen** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:53 am

Potato wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote:
TyronePotato wrote:You got that backwards.

A bitchin ass fanny pack

(Look at the date)
Ah, that ain't no April Fools joke, a fannypack full of spaghetti would have saved Hisao's life
Explain...

"Hey, Hisao, you brought the Whiskey?"
"Yeah, smuggled it in this bitchin-ass Fannypack."
Hisao opens his fanny pack and pulls out the whiskey bottle, but accidentally pulls his supply of cooked spaghetti along with it.
The spaghetti just keeps flowing until the two are standing ankle deep in Spaghetti Bologneise.
Hisao tries to clean it up with his jacket, but it doesn't work.
Kenji just looks on, speechless and confused.
Hisao runs away through sheer embarrassment.

Hisao lives, but he is bullied though his remaining school days and shunned by his peers, forever known as 'Spaghetti Kid'

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:52 am

FOUND THE MANLY PICNIC, and then found it again the same day -_-
Anyway, I'd bring cups.
A) Kenji's reaction would be class, and
B) Drinking alcohol from a bottle straight just makes me wince. I don't know why I have such a problem with it.

HarvestmanMan · Post by **HarvestmanMan** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:13 pm

Potato salad, because it isn't a picnic without one. Also deviled eggs.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:59 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:FOUND THE MANLY PICNIC, and then found it again the same day -_-
Anyway, I'd bring cups.
A) Kenji's reaction would be class, and
B) Drinking alcohol from a bottle straight just makes me wince. I don't know why I have such a problem with it.

Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

metalangel · Post by **metalangel** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:10 pm

Potato wrote: Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

If you still care what other people think, you're not drunk enough.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:14 pm

metalangel wrote:
Potato wrote: Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.
If you still care what other people think, you're not drunk enough.

As someone who cares little for what people think by default, I only need to be buzzed (and indeed have never progressed past that) to completely lose any ability to give a fuck.

I'd bring Power Rangers costumes. 'Cause Kenji probably watches a lot of it (well, the original that Power Rangers ripped off anyway) while holing up in his dorm forever.

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:01 am

Potato wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:FOUND THE MANLY PICNIC, and then found it again the same day -_-
Anyway, I'd bring cups.
A) Kenji's reaction would be class, and
B) Drinking alcohol from a bottle straight just makes me wince. I don't know why I have such a problem with it.
Maybe because it makes you look like a drunk no matter who you are.

Phaha, I'm a self-enforced teetotal, so maybe I'm not the best judge for this kind of thing :L

Potato wrote: I'd bring Power Rangers costumes. 'Cause Kenji probably watches a lot of it (well, the original that Power Rangers ripped off anyway) while holing up in his dorm forever.

Dibs on Black Ranger.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:49 am

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Phaha, I'm a self-enforced teetotal, so maybe I'm not the best judge for this kind of thing :L

I often drink straight from the bottle specifically to give off that impression. People disturb you less often if you appear to be buckling up for a ride down Shitfaced Avenue as opposed to just sipping from a glass.

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:51 am

This was a message, but I cleared it out. Feel free to remove it at will.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:15 am

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:I can't help feeling you're in the wrong thread Potato dear

Oh, fuckin' A. Thanks for quoting it so I look stupid.

I wonder if Kenji would be okay if I somehow brought Yuuko...

AaronIsCrunchy · Post by **AaronIsCrunchy** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:22 am

Edited it out. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Dunno, he's already slightly pished so it could go either way. He may profess his undying, drunken love to Yuuko who responds in turn, or he could view you as an infiltrator, luring the feminists to him to be dealt with. Or he could view you as a spy for the feminists, and deliberately kill you.

Of course, getting Yuuko up there in the first place would be a feat in itself.

Comrade · Post by **Comrade** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:47 am

A bucket

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:40 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Of course, getting Yuuko up there in the first place would be a feat in itself.

Hence the "somehow". Maybe I'd tell her her boss from the Shanghai is up there and wants a meeting ASAP or she's fired.

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