KS: Repercussions of Evil
KS: Repercussions of Evil
Hisao Nakai waited. The lights above him blinked and flicked over the classroom. There were handicaps in the school. He didn't get their ends, but had expected them now for days. His warnings to Cernel Kenji were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Hisao was a normal boy for seventeen years. When he was young he watched the schoolgirls and he said to dad "I want to be in the highschools daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE RAPE BY HANDICAPS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the special highschool he knew there were handicaps.
"This is Kenji" the radio crackered. "You must fight the feminists!"
So Hisao gotted his ntoebook and remembered the girls.
"HE GOING TO BEFRIEND US" said the girls
"I will seduce him" said Emi and she removed the shirt blouses. Hisao plasmaed at her and tried to make her poplar. But then Hideaki appeared and they were trapped and not able to seduce.
"No! I must rape the handicaps" he shouted
The radio said "No, Hisao. You are the handicaps"
And then Hisao had a heart attack.
Hisao was a normal boy for seventeen years. When he was young he watched the schoolgirls and he said to dad "I want to be in the highschools daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE RAPE BY HANDICAPS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the special highschool he knew there were handicaps.
"This is Kenji" the radio crackered. "You must fight the feminists!"
So Hisao gotted his ntoebook and remembered the girls.
"HE GOING TO BEFRIEND US" said the girls
"I will seduce him" said Emi and she removed the shirt blouses. Hisao plasmaed at her and tried to make her poplar. But then Hideaki appeared and they were trapped and not able to seduce.
"No! I must rape the handicaps" he shouted
The radio said "No, Hisao. You are the handicaps"
And then Hisao had a heart attack.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
You are late. But that's okay, I guess.
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I laughed, well done.
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Ha really funny n good.
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Mine is better with surprise TG endings and shite
Nice ending though
Nice ending though
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Best shit I've heard all day, today!Guest wrote:Hideaki appeared and they were trapped
Thanks.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
So, who's gonna volunteer to write "Qarterlife: Halfway to HHHHHNNNNGGG"?
Life, what is it but a dream?
זה מגניב אותי כל פעם מחדש, העובדה שיש פה עברית. אני תוהה אם מישהו ישים לב ששיניתי חתימה.
זה מגניב אותי כל פעם מחדש, העובדה שיש פה עברית. אני תוהה אם מישהו ישים לב ששיניתי חתימה.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
I'd rather like a "my immortal" KS edition.Minister of Gloom wrote:So, who's gonna volunteer to write "Qarterlife: Halfway to HHHHHNNNNGGG"?
Some people don't have arms. So what? Some people don't see colors, either.
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<@Raide> why does it sad to be touched? shouldn't you get a boner?
90% of the students were actually sent to Yamaku for being too lesbian. All those disabilities going around are just curious coincidence.
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Made you look.
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<@Raide> why does it sad to be touched? shouldn't you get a boner?
90% of the students were actually sent to Yamaku for being too lesbian. All those disabilities going around are just curious coincidence.
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Made you look.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
"He put his thing in my you know what then he had a heart attack and died".SnigendePind wrote:I'd rather like a "my immortal" KS edition.Minister of Gloom wrote:So, who's gonna volunteer to write "Qarterlife: Halfway to HHHHHNNNNGGG"?
Life, what is it but a dream?
זה מגניב אותי כל פעם מחדש, העובדה שיש פה עברית. אני תוהה אם מישהו ישים לב ששיניתי חתימה.
זה מגניב אותי כל פעם מחדש, העובדה שיש פה עברית. אני תוהה אם מישהו ישים לב ששיניתי חתימה.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
Nahhh, introduce the authors as Yamaku students. Writing that bad has to count as a disability.
On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.
On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
I would consider sparkliness to be a chronic skin disease.Goldilurks wrote:Nahhh, introduce the authors as Yamaku students. Writing that bad has to count as a disability.
On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.
Life, what is it but a dream?
זה מגניב אותי כל פעם מחדש, העובדה שיש פה עברית. אני תוהה אם מישהו ישים לב ששיניתי חתימה.
זה מגניב אותי כל פעם מחדש, העובדה שיש פה עברית. אני תוהה אם מישהו ישים לב ששיניתי חתימה.
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Re: KS: Repercussions of Evil
If we're mocking bad writing, there's quite a bit in our own backyard.Goldilurks wrote:On topic, if we're mocking bad writing, please don't bring Edward to Yamaku. We don't wanna go there, guys.
So yeah, we don't wanna go there.
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This made me go "wtf" in a good way
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Leotrak's Library, my other depository of written stuffs
Before: Hanako>/=Emi>Rin>Lilly>Shizune
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