Emi Horatio Caine One-liners

[G3n0c1de]

Not bad, at all.

[-abscess]

Hmm, Emi! You look.... "fuller" with your arms crossed like that. Hmmm! Tasty.

[Sakura Tenshi]

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OH SNAP!

[Snicket]

I was actually planning on making one of these for a while now. The problem was that i couldn't find a picture that was close enough to the 'Sun glasses
Emi' to use. But Thanks to "That Man" For tweaking the new Emi spite, i was able to make this one.

[That Man]

[Guest]

lol

Now we just need that new sprite you made.

[Duo2Cuo]

I'll get my coat

[Mercutio]

I'll get my coat

...that was so painful, it's like there's...

...nothing left.

[SirMax]

I'll get my coat

...that was so painful, it's like there's...

[EternalLurker]

I don't get why people always confuse basic etymological connections with puns. D:

[G3n0c1de]

These are hilarious!

[Snicket]

Well at least a 'tweaked' version of what i made it being used.

[Mercutio]

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ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

good Sir Max, I am undone! I am disarmed, burned and blinded by your wit, boxed about the ears, and left without a leg to stand on!

[Goldilurks]

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ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

good Sir Max, I am undone! I am disarmed, burned and blinded by your wit, boxed about the ears, and left without a leg to stand on!

But your eyes he'll let you keep, and I'll tell you why: so that every annoyed post by a groaning forumgoer is yours to cherish; every dev that shudders at his forum name in the "Most Recent Post" column; every newb that cries "Dear God! What is that excuse for a joke?" will shine forever in your perfect eyes.
That is what 'to the pun' means; it means I leave you in annoyance, wallowing in bad punch lines, forever.



I'm sorry, I love that movie too much to resist this post.

[Mercutio]

But your eyes he'll let you keep, and I'll tell you why: so that every annoyed post by a groaning forumgoer is yours to cherish; every dev that shudders at his forum name in the "Most Recent Post" column; every newb that cries "Dear God! What is that excuse for a joke?" will shine forever in your perfect eyes.
That is what 'to the pun' means; it means I leave you in annoyance, wallowing in bad punch lines, forever.



I'm sorry, I love that movie too much to resist this post.

...you just won the thread, if not the whole damn internet. seriously. and y'know what's weird about that? I just quoted "The Princess Bride" to my boss earlier, trying to tell him how damn busy I was. he then asked me why I needed to murder my wife and blame it on Guilder.