How can you mend a broken heart?
Asked by Oddball on December 20th, 2024.
Hanako: With tender love, mutual respect, and open communication. And plenty of private time.~
Hisao: Hana! You're making me blush...
Lilly: In more places than one! I can hear the fabric!
Shizune: ...
Misha: "Hearts are only useful as far as you can control them, broken or otherwise." I hate you so much. The cure is finding the right one and cutting out the toxicity from your life.
Emi: I love you, too, baby.
Rin: Isn't there a special glue for that?
Lezard: Psh, who cares? As long as the hymen breaks and my dick gets wet, I'm good!
Miki: How about I smash your balls with a baseball bat? That'll mend plenty of broken hearts at this school.
Suzu: The one kink he's not into.
Akio: Pegging...
Taro: Jesus, can we please find this universe's version of Akio's partner? This is getting annoying.
Mutou: Too busy. Ask again later.
Rika: Yeah, I'm screwed.
Saki: He meant it metaphorically, I'm sure.
Rika: ... Oh.
Jigoro: Can't relate laughs in Jigoro
Hiroyuki: Same.
Mr. Enomoto: Heartbreak is temporary. You will get over it.
Mayoi: Like the 7 broken bones Karla left you with?
Karla: 'Twas a good way to get the blood flowing! Now, get me popcorn so I can enjoy the show of watching this prick squirm in all these casts and bandages!
It's 23:59 of December 31st and cast members realized that they forgot to do something before New Year arrives. What did they forget to do?
Asked by hdkv on December 22nd, 2024.
Hanako: Oh, crap!
Hisao: Hm? What's wrong?
Hanako! I've only got 60 seconds to conceive our child this year! tears off her clothes and jumps towards him
Hisao: Whoa, nelly! barely manages to catch her on time
Lilly, overhearing through the walls: Hooray! I get to be an aunt! But first... prepares vibrator One last hoorah for the year!
Emi: Happy New Year, baby.
Misha: Awww~ OK, I forgive you for forgetting our anniversary... grabs her by the hair and slowly pushes her down Enjoy the fruitcake...
Shizune: Shyt! I forgowt to shet the ovwen to the ryte twemprature! The cookeesh are gwoing to be shoggy!
Suzu: Don't worry, I got it covered. Just cuz I'm sleepy, doesn't mean I can't bake a mean cookie.
Miki: Oh, goodie! So, does that mean I'm off the hook for forgetting to get the right kind of milk?
Taro: Nope, you owe us lunch now.
Lezard: I forgor whut mah alchohool tolrence was, weeeeee!
Kenji: Cheers. clinks glass
Yuuko: Hehehe, I forgot you lived in the dorms. Glad I found you. clink
Iwanako Hara: Damn, I forgot my iPod! How am I gonna listen to New Year's music without it?!
Iwanako Daidouji: Here, let's watch some Christmas movies on my DVD player, instead!
Iwanako Hara: You know what, other me? Let's! You're pretty cool when you wanna be.
Rika: Damn, I forgot to check my score on the leaderboards! What if I didn't get top 10 this year?!
Saki: Don't worry, you'll always be my number one.
Hiroyuki: I seem to have 'forgotten' to call my daughter for some very important business. Oh, well, I am sure that she will find a way to entertain herself.
Jigoro: Damn, I seem to have forgotten my sword! There shall be no fighting today, how 'sad!'
Mr. Enomoto: Good thing I didn't forget the family pack of popcorn... and plenty of rum!
Karla: Fock yeah, laddie! I don't know what this fruity stuff is, but let's give it a swig!
Mayoi: It's an acquired taste, but you'll love it! Good thing I didn't forget to assign a designated driver!
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe
Hanako Hayashi: Babe, look what I got!
Akio Hayashi: Whoa! Uuhhh... Hanako, I'm not really sure I'm into-
Hanako Hayashi: I don't recall asking for your opinion. Bend over.
Akio Hayashi: Yes, mommy!
Mutou: What a terrible day to have a TARDIS.
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Celestial Caesar: Merry (early) Christmas from your resident kawaii cripple fucker, everyone. Enjoy this mostly wholesome little thing. From all of us here at the FRD household, have a Happy New Year!
What's something you've had to throw away that you really didn't want to get rid of?
Asked by Oddball on December 23rd, 2024.
Hisao: My soccer clothes. At least I can keep the ball as a souvenir.
Lilly: Used condoms. There are so many fun things you can do with their contents!
Hanako: I'm pretty sure that's a crime. Hmm... I can't think of any-
Hanako Hayashi: My strap-on.
Akio: What?! No! FUCK!
Hanako: Ah. Welcome back, other me. What happened?
Akio: Did I pussy out?!
Hanako Hayashi: It was... too big. He managed to... split it.
Lilly: Aren't those things made with solid plastic? How powerful is your rectum, Mr. Hayashi~?
Hisao: Are... are you flirting with him?
Lezard: NO! That ginger is gonna get laid before me?! AND BY LILLY, NO LESS?!?!
Suzu: Cope, seethe, mald.
Miki: I had to get rid of my BASABALL GLOVE, because I LOST MY HAND!
Shizune: ...
Misha: "Due to ridiculous laws from foreign countries that do not concern me, I was forced to discard my favorite autobiography." She's not talking about Jigoro's, guys.
Emi: The lemon lube. Never again.
Misha: Not even with my t-
Emi: SHIINA!
Iwanako Daidouji: My life, my home, my friends, my potential boyfriend, my family, maybe about 40 years of my life. Y'know, not much.
Iwanako Hara: Suddenly, your attitude makes a lot more sense... I'm really sorry you had to go though that. Anyways, uh... the function of my legs, hopefully temporarily.
Saki: The first cane I had was made out of metal, but it rusted because it fell in the pool!
Rika: I said I was sorry, geez! I didn’t bitch this much when you accidentally cracked my copy of Rogue Squadron 2!
Mutou: Several of my original bodies. I quite like this one, though.
Nomiya: My photos of Epstein Island. Fucking feds, fucking 4chan snitch...
The Principal: One of my favorite masks broke during an exhibition match. I still haven't gotten a proper replacement.
Hideaki: My testosterone.
Jigoro: ... my glorious mane.
Mayoi: I warned you. You chose to ignore me. This is the consequence of your actions.
Karla: Did ya have to take so much off, though? Ya practically left the man bald!
Mayoi: He's lucky I left him any at all.
Hiroyuki: munches popcorn in triumph
Mr. Enomoto: My hair, but at least now I have some company!
Jigoro: I hate you. All of you. wipes tears
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Celestial Caesar: I paused Ragnarök for this.
What is the cast members favorite Christmas movie?
Asked by Oddball on December 24th, 2024.
Hanako: I'm not much of a movies girl, but I guess... A Christmas Carol?
Hisao: Same here, I suppose.
Lilly: Is it all that different from the book?
Shizune: ...
Misha: "As always, the book is superior in every way." sigh... "Like me." I like Die Hard.
Rin: That's not a-
Emi: Yes it is, goddamn it!
Kenji: ... fuck. Now I need to reconsider my choice.
Suzu: Merry Little Batman.
Miki: Oh, my God, you're such a nerd.
Lezard: Dirty Santa. No, I won't lend you a copy.
Akio: Trust me, nobody wants it, especially after you touched it.
Iwanako Daidouji: Jack Frost. The one where the guy's a snowman.
Iwanako Hara: Erm... interesting choice, I guess. I like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Rika: ♪Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer~!♪
Saki: Pffft-
Jigoro: Modern films and Christmas are frivolous wastes of time! Combine them both and you have another glue-huffer's winter holiday lowering our productivity!
Hiroyuki: ... Hey, Karla, wanna watch a modern Christmas movie every day this month?
Karla: Hah! Sure, why not?
Mr. Enomoto: These little adventures are far more entertaining than any movie could ever be.
Mayoi: That's a bit... narcissistic, don't you think?
Mutou: Blame the dungeon master.
What do you want to do when you finally retire?
Asked by Oddball on December 26th, 2024.
Hanako: Play with my grandkids and read books with my husband.
Hisao: A more dignified life, there is not. Guess I better start saving up for a ring!
Lilly: How lovely! I've got you covered.
Shizune: ...
Misha: "There will be no retirement. I shall die in office and be fondly remembered as the greatest stateswoman this country has ever had!" Yeah, sure, or in front of a firing squad...
Emi: I'm gonna be one of those athletic grandmas that can still run a mile, even at 100! Oh, and, a rack full of Olympic medals. What? I have dreams, too!
Saki: Haunt Rika! Boo!
Rika: But I'm the one who looks like a ghost!
Iwanako Daidouji: I'm not entirely sure I'll reach retirement age, but if I do, I imagine my father will have married me off to be a baby factory for some rich friend of his who's twice my age.
Iwanako Hara: ... Jesus Christ, I'm so glad I got hit by a truck.
Lezard: I'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory and fuck all the Playboy girls at once!
Miki: How about you start with actually holding hands with a girl first?
Suzu: Superheroes never retire!
Mutou: This is my retirement. It's nice, quiet, and nowhere near as chaotic. Glad I got to keep the TARDIS.
Nomiya: I had a retirement planned on a certain island... it's gone now.
The Principal: Watch Lucha Libre forever!
Jigoro: Retirement is for the lazy and stupid; those who do not have the skill or will to give all they have! Disgraceful!
Hiroyuki: Build a soundproof barrier around my house so that I can no longer hear my brother-in-law's endless howling. Even a continent away, I can still hear it.
Karla: Oh, sorry! That's just me on the phone with Mayoi. I expect to be taking care of me grandkids, Akira.
Akira: Gonna be waiting a while.
Mayoi: Retirement is so boring! Besides, keeping this dog on a leash is an eternal job.
Jigoro! How dare you?! I am a respected member of society, I-
Mayoi: Be silent.
Jigoro: ...
Mr. Enomoto: wheeze laugh This, this is what I want my retirement to be; endless entertainment!
When was the last time you went out of your way to cheer up somebody that was really down?
Asked by Oddball on December 27th, 2024.
Hanako: I encouraged Hisao to not think the way I did. Now, if you're expecting spice, well, that's a surprise~.
Hisao: Oh, Lord, thank you for this amazing woman.
Lilly: I had a bit of a rendezvous with a certain someone who needed... comfort.
Shizune: ...?
Misha: "Who?" Shicchan, that's private!
Emi: I comforted Misha. Spared no expense!
Rika: A good friend needed cheering up, so I pulled out all the stops!
Saki: You blew your entire allowance on arcade games for me... but it worked, and I thank you.
Iwanako Daidouji: Well, I did help a classmate in a group project once. She was nervous.
Iwanako Hara: I'll get back to you on that.
Lezard: "Cheer up?" Psh. I can fuck the sad out of you.
Miki: Your act is getting stale, Lazard. I'd rather you not speak at all. What say you, Suzu?
Suzu: Zzzzzzz.
Miki: Fuck. Akio?
Akio: It's all gooooood, Miki.
Taro: The Hell happened to you?
Karla: Oh, dear. I recognize my family's handiwork.
Lilly: Come now, a lady has her secrets!
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Celestial Caesar: Sorry this one is so meh, did it on mobile after watching a weird vampire porn movie (Nosferatu) in theaters.
What's the worst defeat you've faced?
Asked by Oddball on December 29th, 2024.
Hanako: Hisao beat me at chess the first time we played together. Me!
Hisao: It was beginner's luck, because you've proceeded to destroy me in every match since.
Lilly: That is your own fault, Hisao. You were the one who decided that whoever wins takes the lead.
Hisao: First of all, how do you know that? Second of all, are you implying I like it when she's in control?
Lilly: Come now, Hisao! A woman must have her secrets! As for your second question, I don't think, I know.
Shizune: ...
Misha: "Now that's an interesting idea, I may just try it out myself!" Too bad you have nobody who'd like to fuck you.
Emi: Shiina, I know you're still mad at her, but don't you think you're being... a bit much?
Misha: No.
Miki: I will beat you one day, Emi! That's a sportswoman's promise!
Suzu: I'm too scared to find out what will happen if I lose at Battleship.
Lezard: What are you all looking at me for?
Akio: Aren't you gonna jump at the chance to make a bet with Shizune for sex?
Lezard: FUCK NO! That's like selling your balls to the Devil!
Kenji: Lezard's talkin' facts! No feminist will ever defeat me, I am impervious to vaginal snare traps!
Yuuko: Oh, really?
Kenji: ... goddamn it.
Saki: Rika's clobbering of me in every arcade game known to mankind is still fresh in my memory.
Rika: Hey, I lost to you once at Violin Hero!
Iwanako Daidouji: Not only did I lose my life, at least, the parts that matter, but I also lost my timeline.
Iwanako Hara: I think you're better off without it.
Mutou: I lost my body, but I got it back. Multiple times; at this point, it's just Tuesday for me.
Jigoro: I don't know the meaning of the word!
Hiroyuki: Hah! Good one.
What is the worst question the newspaper girls have asked you?
Asked by Oddball on December 30th, 2024.
Hanako: "So, you rock Hisao's world yet?" Her boldness was shocking... but it definitely made me think.
Hisao: "That's what you needed help with? Three words?" It reminded me that I was completely screwed for the upcoming English exam.
Lilly: "How much money do you get in allowance?" Invasive much?
Shizune: ...
Misha: "'Why did you slash our budget?' Because newspapers are the enemy of the people." You're a fucking menace.
Emi: "What's it like being the 'Fastest Thing on No Legs?'" It came out of nowhere and was pretty fucking insensitive at the time, but I've come to like that name.
Kenji: "Who are you and what are you doing in my room?!" Reconnaissance, baby!
Rika: "Have you considered soundproofing your room?" It was a roundabout, passive-aggressive way of telling me I sing too loud.
Saki: "How long do you have?" I guess it's a natural thing to ask when you find out about my condition, but jeez...
Lezard: I've never been asked a question by them; I don't know why.
Suzu: Because your reply would have been "I'll tell you if you blow me."
Miki: "Why are you still wearing the bandages?" They help.
Muou: "Is this coming on the test?" I despise that question.
Nomiya: "What were you doing on Epstein Island?"
Jigoro: "Isn't bear liver poisonous?" The disrespect! How dare they cast doubt on my exploits, is-
Hiroyuki: "How much did Mr. Hakamichi's detox cost?" That was my favorite question of the day, I just hated the answer.
Mr. Enomoto: "Who is this creepy, bald dude?" No comment.
Natsume: Naomi, what the fuck?! These questions are insanely unprofessional!
Naomi: The truth must be uncovered no matter the cost!
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Celestial Caesar: This is the tamest thing I’ve ever written. How boring.
It's the end of December in the year 2007. The cast members' final year at Yamaku has only months left to go. What is something they want to do before school ends?
Asked by Oddball on December 31st, 2024.
Hanako: School-wise, I've done all I wanted to do. Maybe one last party in our rooms to celebrate?
Hisao: Oooh, that sounds nice! I'll bring a cake. Yes, Hanako, from a bakery this time.
Lilly: Good man. I still can't believe you thought that Aura Mart cakes would be a good idea.
Shizune: ...
Misha: No, I don't think I'll translate that. Have fun, you three, you have official Student Council permission!
Shizune: ...!
Misha: signs her favorite finger
Emi: I want to break the all-time record at the track!
Rin: Didn't you set that record yourself?
Emi: Yeah, and I'm gonna break it and make a better one!
Suzu: I'm gonna solve the case of the missing library books, or I'm turning in my badge.
Miki: Aww, is the superhero phase over?
Rika: My fault; I lent her a bunch of cop dramas and now she's into that.
Saki: You are a destructive influence. I love it.
Iwanako Daidouji: I helped! I gave her a few movies.
Iwanako Hara: Your definition of "a few" was over 30 DVDs!
Iwanako Daidouji: Exactly! A few!
Nomiya: inhales to answer
Mutou: hits him over the head with a lightsaber hilt I don't condone time travel for personal vendettas, but I have made an exception this one time to spare your ears.
The Principal: I have decided that I will host a fighting tournament! All able-bodies students and staff are to participate, color masks are a requirement!
Jigoro: That is a gross violation of all things this school stands for!
Hiroyuki: Very well, then I challenge this blithering idiot to a round!
Jigoro: Forget what I just said, this is a great way to encourage proper sportsmanship in today's paper-thin-skinned generation!
Mr. Enomoto: Your mastery at backtracking and hypocrisy inspires even me, sir.
Karla: FOCK YEAH, LADDIE! IT'S TIME FOR THE SCOTTISH FURY TO DOMINATE IN THE RING AS WELL AS THE BAGPIPES!
Mayoi: Time to start designing some masks, I guess...
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Celestial Caesar: Happy New Years, everyone! Cuddle up to your favorite kawaii katawa and chug the nog.
