Monday, Day 18 – Divine Intervention (12 days left)
(Author's Note: Alternate Universe, Crack-Fic, Hisao POV, Horror-Comedy, Katawa Shoujo Yami, Sexual Content)
I’m ready to enter the student council for yet another day of work, only for something to catch my eye. Shizune’s body is covered by a laptop, which I assume she’s using to watch security camera footage, and yet her body is unmistakably spread out as if she’s pleasuring herself. I have a front row seat to this special event, and there is something… delightful about watching my boss pleasing herself. Outside of this moment, she’s so dominating and powerful but just this once… just this small act of vulnerability… ugh what I am saying? God, I sound so creepy when I put it like that, and I’m sure Shizune would agree if I actually expressed that to her. Then again, I’m not so sure considering some of the things that have happened in that room. Before I can open the door and actually begin today’s round of student council work, I am startled by a very loud voice.
“HICCHAN!”
Oh shit, it’s Misha! She’s never going to let me hear the end of this is she? I didn’t nut to Shizune, therefore Misha cannot accuse me of losing No Nut November.
“Misha! I-it’s great to see you! What are we doing today?” I ask, hoping to divert her attention from my front row seat to Shizune’s private show.
“Huh, you seem pretty chipper today, Hicchan! Well, so far we’ll only be doing another demon summoning, and some more paperwork.”
“That’s it? OK. That doesn’t sound too bad actually.” I reply dryly, hoping that by the time this conversation has ended, Shizune will have finished and we can avoid an awkward conversation about Shizune’s sexual preferences… again.
Misha and I enter the student council room after I knock on the door (a very polite thing to do in this kind of situation). I then immediately remember that Shizune is deaf, so she can’t hear me anyway and I decide to slowly open the door. Shizune immediately takes her legs off her desk and slams the laptop shut, and without missing a beat, orders us to gather the things we need to begin our worship of our Dark Lord. After a few minutes of gathering the candles, a lighter and a golden statue of Baphomet, I arrange the candles on the table and light them while Misha places the statue in the center of the table, its aged appearance now empathized by the candle light.
Shizune sits behind the statue with Misha at her right and myself at her left. The time has come to begin our worship of the Prince of Darkness. Because Shizune is unable to speak, she does her best with sign language while Misha and I are the ones who speak in unison.
“Our Father
Who art in Hell
Cursed be thy name
Thy kingdom upon earth has come
Thy will be done in hell as it is on earth
Grant us your power and might
And lead us into tempta-”
We are rudely interrupted as the door to the student council swings open.
DORIME. INTERIMO, ADAPARE, DORIME
Oh fuck. She’s here. Lilly Satou strides into the Student Council room, taking complete control over the atmosphere of the room. Unlike her performance in the assembly hall, Lilly is wearing the standard female school uniform of a black uniform shirt, two white bows for her hair and her neck respectively, and also a purple skirt and black stockings. Regardless of her current apparel, Shizune is not pleased to see that Lilly has interrupted our weekly satanic worship, and commands Misha and I to blow out the candles and put everything away. While we engage in this mundane task, Shizune gazes at this intruder who dares to impose her will upon the darkness of the student council office and immediately asserts her hostility.
Despite their differences in vision and hearing, the two of them can sense each other’s mutual hostility and they begin to circle around each other in an attempt to intimidate each other. Once we’re done with our task, Shizune calls Misha to her side with an ear piercing loud snap of her fingers, beckoning the redheaded young woman over like a trained animal. Using Misha as her medium of communication, Shizune begins her pushback against Lilly and her Catholic norms in terms that she will understand. It is clear to me that this anathematized palace of darkness will stay that way and that Lilly’s attempts to shine a light on us will not be forgiven so easily.
AMENO, AMEMO
[“Who the hell do you think you are, Lilly? You come in here like you own the place, and interrupt our worship of Satan. This act of blasphemy will not be forgiven!] Shizune signs.
“Lily, I can’t believe that you’d be so rude as to interrupt our worship of the dark lord! You should be ashamed of yourself!” translates Misha.
“Ashamed? Me? No. I forgot that you all do this every Monday, don’t you?” Lilly snarks. “I’ve come here because it is clear to me that No Nut November is a destructive tradition that is sinful as it is unnatural! Countless students have been harmed and you must put a stop to this before this “tradition” causes an incident you can’t take back!”
[“Well I do love a little sin. I’ll be sure to fuck your God from behind and make him cum once I’ve finished my life here on Earth.”
“What is so wrong with a little indulgence, Lilly? Watching No Nut November is highly amusing!” translates Misha, hoping to avoid the potentially lethal implications of Shizune’s sexual blasphemy.
“That is not the point and you know it!” Lilly rebuts irritably. “Every year, a certain student has caused countless incidents and not once has anyone assigned them actual consequences. Since you’re all either wilfully ignorant or simply indifferent to the issue, I have accumulated video footage of various incidents that have happened during No Nut November, some of which depict the troublesome whelp as the main culprit in question, though I acknowledge that not all of the incidents I will show were entirely his fault. And yes, we will be going through all of them, one for each year." She then turns to Misha, as if she wants her to translate this back to Shizune. "And worry not, Shizune, this particular video does come with subtitles." She then finishes her speech by asking if any of us have a problem with what she intends to do.
“Wait, you have video footage for each year of No Nut November?” I ask curiously “But how would you even obtain it if you’re not a member of the student council?”
“Well you see Hisao, I’m a former of the member of the student council. Knowing how to obtain the footage just comes with the territory. Now do any of us have any further objections?”
None of us have a problem, and in my case it’d be interesting to see what footage Lily will show today. Just as the procedure is ready to begin, we can all hear a sudden knock at the door.
LATIRE, LATIREMO
“Come in!!!!” yells Misha excitedly, causing Lilly and I to cover our ears.
The door opens slightly to reveal Hanako Ikezawa, who appears to be exhausted and shaking anxiously as she is wedged between both sides of the door.
“S-Sorry, I’m late.” squeaks Hanako. She then slowly opens the door which makes an awkward creaking sound. She then quickly closes it behind her before immediately making her way to Lilly’s side like a dusky hawk returning her to falconer and waiting for us to continue onwards.
“Now where were we?” says Lilly. “Oh yes, I was going to show all members of the student council why they need to cease with this No Nut November nonsense. Now if one of you could be so kind and put this DVD into the disc drive and activate the screen projector, we can finally begin with this presentation.”
After Misha translates it back to her, Shizune grimaces begrudgingly complies with Lilly’s request and places Lilly’s disc (an ordinary silver DVD with the words “No Nut November Camera Footage” written on it in red marker pen) in the same laptop she was using to watch the security footage. Misha and Shizune then coordinate to active the film projector so that everyone in the room can see this video footage that Lilly has spoken of.
Year 1 – Chased By Horny Kenji (20th November)
The camera footage shows the corridor containing the Rainbow Michael Rosen painting with several students moving idly by, only to separate like a flock of birds as my past self is running in terror from a naked Kenji. Unfortunately for my past self, Kenji appears to be gaining on him and possesses a throbbing erection that bobs up and down as he runs.
“GIVE ME YOUR BUSSY, HISAO!” screams Kenji loudly.
“I don’t know what that is!” past me yells in response, his voice tinged with fear.
“I WANT MY DICK IN YOUR BOY PUSSY!” Kenji replies, his penis hardening slightly.
“I’m a man Kenji, I don’t have a vagina!” my past self replies in a panic.
“SPREAD YOUR ASSCHEEKS NAKAI, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!” past Kenji screams, his voice guttural with sexual rage and looking ready to jump on me.
Ah yes, this was my first year in Yamaku Academy and I wasn't even participating in No Nut November at the time. I did manage to lose Kenji and avoid getting jumped by him by hiding in the storage shed and waiting it out for an hour until I was sure that he was gone. A week later, Kenji apologized for his behaviour and claimed that the pills he was taking caused his sexual libido to skyrocket uncontrollably; after he talked it out with the school nurse, his dosage was readjusted and he managed to avoid a repeat of this incident, though unfortunately, he did start trying to make me lose No Nut November when I tried it for the first time a year later.
Lilly pauses the video footage. She then gazes at Shizune and Misha before making her statement.
“As you can see here, Kenji Setou threatened to sexually assault a member of the student council, one who as the footage shows was visibly terrified of Kenji’s forceful demands. The fact that both of you still haven’t considered getting him suspended or even expelled from Yamaku Academy speaks volumes about this council and its attitude towards sexual assault against the students that live here.”
Misha can feel her skin start to itch and translates to Shizune, who responds by trying to downplay the event in question. Misha feels uncomfortable at having to translate Shizune’s response but she feels that she has no real choice in the matter.
“According to Hicchan, Kenji was only acting like that due to a chemical imbalance and managed to deal with it after a visit to the nurse. He made up with Hisao and they’ve put this event behind them.”
Misha looks back to Lilly who isn’t pleased as Misha’s cloying excuses. Upon feeling Lilly’s disapproval, Misha turns away uncomfortably to look in Shizune’s direction. After that, Lily unpauses the video footage which then continues on unimpeded.
Year 2 – The Cyborg’s Rampage (8th November)
The camera footage shows a large, fat cyborg rampaging across various parts of the school. Several students are injured and a few end up dead. All the while, Kenji is seen perched on the cyborg’s back like a hyperactive monkey.
“FUCK YES, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF YAMAKU WITH THIS ONE!” Kenji yells, as his cyborg minion breathes fire out of his mouth, roasting several of the students eating lunch that day. More screams can be heard as the cyborg continues his rampage across the school. The footage then cuts to several students from various parts of the school teaming up to fight the cyborg with some of them recognizing him as Taro Arai. After enough fighting, the cyborg lurches Kenji off his back and flees to parts unknown, causing Kenji to panic hard enough that he breaks down and admits everything.
“P-Please don’t kill me! T-Taro lost N-No Nut November and he begged me to make him into a cyborg. It’s not my fault that he was caught jerking off to pictures of the sports team!”
Judging by the rest of the footage, Kenji was not spared and he got beaten up by several of the students. Come to think of it, it does line up with the way he was ranting at me during the rest of the month after I had lost No Nut November because Kenji tricked me into jerking it to Lilly’s bountiful booty after watching her performance on stage. In my defense, the way she conducted herself when she gave Lezard and his friends the whip all at once awoke something in me, and when I told Misha and Shizune that Lilly was the reason I lost NNN, the two made it a point not to let me live down this particular loss of mine for the rest of the year. Lily pauses the video footage, allowing Misha and Shizune to squirm as they try to justify this particular incident.
[“Not this again, Shicchan. I was really hoping that we could forgot all about this one.”]
[“For the love of Lucifer, Misha, please don’t tell Lilly that we’ve been giving the school administration collective amnesia to cover up these incidents ever since we took over the student council.”] Shizune signs tensely.
[“Relax, Shicchan. They don’t remember anything about these incidents and far as they’re concerned, neither do we. Your secret is safe with me.”] Misha signs back.
Despite Misha’s reassurance, Shizune orders her to begin damage control anyway. I remember how stressed out they were when they revealed to me that they spent all night resurrecting all the dead students they could find and the panic over the possibility that they may’ve missed a body or two.
[“Are you still not over this, Lilly? All of the students Taro killed were revived and now live happy, fulfilling lives!”] Shizune signs, her hands visibly shaking.
“Oh COME ON! It wasn’t that bad. We found all the bodies and resurrected everyone. OK, Taro did escape and he might still be out there, but aside from that, it was all good! That year’s No Nut November was a resounding success!” Misha translates defensively.
Lilly gazes back at them, and facepalms before shaking her head. Even Hanako can’t help but roll her eyes at that one.
“Oh you practitioners of dark magic have all the answers, don’t you?” Lily remarks sarcastically.
Lily unpauses the video footage, allowing it to continue. Surely what will happen can only be yet another amusing recollection. I am immediately proven wrong.
Year 3 – Anal Sex Rumours (12th November)
The video footage depicts me and Miki Miura having sex in the storage shed. It begins with Miki and my past self in the reverse missionary position after I had spent several minutes eating Miki out, and it amazes me that she still has that strong dominance in her hips every time she thrusts into me.
“Oh Hisao, I didn’t know that you were into this. I though that all boys were into thrusting their dicks in and out without giving us women a chance, but you. Oh the Student Council have taught you well.”
Misha and Shizune don’t look pleased that I had done this and I realize that I’ve got to save face.
“T-That’s not me! Kenji must’ve forged this particular entire set of video footage!”
“Fuck yes, I am Hisao Nakai, the master of romance and the greatest sex master to have ever lived!” says my past self as Miki dominates his cock and giggles at his absurd remark. He has betrayed the future that I currently reside in, and I am not pleased about this. Not one bit. Lily is also not pleased at my attempts to save face and grunts irritably. Shizune is clearly disappointed in what she believes to be my poor life choices. Before everyone in the room can start asking awkward questions about my sporty tryst with Miki, the footage thankfully interrupts them with new dialogue.
“You wanna try it? I could fist you with my entire stump.” says Miki seductively. I swear that woman could convince anyone to skydive without a bungee cord and make it sound adventurous.
“Well, my time in the student council has given me the experience for taking such huge… uh packages in my back door.” past me replies awkwardly.
“Oh that does sound hot. Maybe I should join the student council? If they don’t mind of course…”
Lilly sighs contemptuously as Hanako struggles to suppress her repugnance at what she’s seeing.
The footage continues. Miki lubes up my past self’s ass and her entire arm stump (minus the sports tape, which she claimed would get in the way), cheerfully telling him that there is no such thing as too much lube. Kenji was all too happy to hear that it was lemon flavoured when I told him about my sexual encounter in the storage shed. I deliberately omitted the fact that it was his ex-girlfriend I had sex with, and because of this omission, Kenji immediately assumed that it was Emi that I had anal sex with. Suffice to say, he has never let me live that down, and started a rumour several months later about Emi taking the sports team captain’s baton up her ass.
We’re all watching Miki fist my past self’s asshole with her stump, and I can indeed confirm that she really did manage to get up to her elbow deep in my rectum, and honestly it was quite an unforgettable experience.
“OH MY GOD, THAT’S DISGUSTING!” yells Hanako, no longer able to hold her peace. Our collective focus is quickly shifted from her outburst to the sound of my past self’s loud orgasmic moans as Miki continuing fisting his asshole with her stump. After she pulls out of my past self’s bunghole, the two of them rest before continuing in the amazon position, which Miki manages to seamlessly transition into the cowgirl position. Honestly, it was a great experience and I managed to ejaculate obese loads inside her that day.
[“You fucking liar. You told us that you lasted 16 days that year because Saki smiled at you and you jizzed yourself, when this is what really happened! If we had known this, we’ve would selected a different punishment for you!] Shizune signs with red hot rage.
“Hisao, I can’t believe you lied to us by not telling us this! If we had know about what we just saw today, we’ve would done more than just pegging!” Misha roars, trying her best to convey Shizune’s anger to everyone in the room.
“Oh come on now, you can’t fault me for finding it embarrassing to bring up getting fisted by Kenji’s ex-girlfriend. Besides, it wasn’t my fault that Kenji decided to spread rumours about Emi having sex with the captain of the sports team!”
“Huh. That d-does explain why everyone was giving her these weird looks before we had that assembly.” Hanako replies.
“Oh so it was him, thank you Hisao.” replies Lilly sweetly. “I’ll be sure to tell the sports team captain this if I ever meet him again. Hopefully we won’t be needing another assembly about this, for Emi’s sake at least.”
“Well, none of that matters now!” Misha says cheerfully, trying her best to move past this event. “Students have sex in the storage shed all the time. The sports team are practically known for their end of year orgies!” She then finishes with awkward laughter but none of us are in the mood to laugh with her so her laughter slowly peters out before stopping entirely.
“Oh Lord, give me strength.” Lilly replies, trying her level best to maintain composure. Hanako pats Lily’s shoulder, hoping to provide moral support.
Year 4a – The Art Teacher (November 15th)
The footage starts with me in the hallway on my way to class. Suddenly I’m approached by the art teacher who grabs me and forcefully jerks me off and forces me to cum all over Suzu’s face. Lilly immediately pauses the footage after my past self flees to the safety of his science class.
“As you have all seen, a member of staff has sexually assaulted a member of the student council and it seems that nothing was done about this. Honestly, it disgusts me that Mr. Nomiya is still allowed to teach freely despite the danger he poses to the students living here.”
Shizune grimaces. She signs to Misha.
[“Goddammit! I was really hoping that Lilly wouldn’t bring him up. We’ve tried to convince the school administration to fire him, and so far we haven’t succeeded yet.”]
[“I know. I’d have that man crucified but he’s too fat for that, and Lilly wouldn’t be too happy with that would she?"] Misha signs back.
I’m halfway tempted to interject into their conversation, but Lilly is right about Mr. Nomiya. I decide not to bother waiting for Shizune or Misha to engage with Lilly.
“Lilly, I understand your frustration.” I reply. “What he did to me was awful, and it put a wedge between Suzu and I for quite a while. It actually took a while for me to be able to even tell Shizune and Misha about what he did, but they’ve been trying to get Mr. Nomiya fired for years and he’s still here!”
My rages begins to build and I can longer hide it.
“Apparently, there aren’t any other art teachers in the area skilled enough to teach art classes here and nobody is applying for jobs here. And that’s why Mr. Nomiya is still allowed to teach here despite everything we know.”
“H-Hisao? A-Are you okay?”
I appreciate Hanako’s concern, but no I’m not. I still hate that man and nothing will ever change this. Lilly unpauses the footage and it cuts to Akira and my past self in the student council office laughing with each other.
Year 4b – Sleeping With the Enemy (November 18th)
After Akira and my past self finish laughing, my past self goes down on Akira and has his head buried deep in her loins. After a few minutes, Akira orgasms and my past self gets off the floor to ask her something.
“T-There’s something I’ve been wanting to try out. Something that I’ve been thinking about ever since I joined the student council.” my past self says shakily.
“Considering all the kinky shit that I’ve apparently heard from Lilly, I’m sure it can’t be any stranger than all the pegging you receive on a semi-regular basis.”
Misha stares at the screen in anticipation, while Shizune is shocked and disgusted at my past self’s audacity to sleep with the enemy in her territory. Lilly is wondering if maybe adding this particular footage was a bad idea while Hanako can only wait for the inevitable act of intercourse.
“I-I want to try wearing women’s clothing during sex!” my past self blurts out. “Shizune has these really nice kinky boots that I want to try out at least once a-and I want to experience what it’s like to wear her clothes and feel her power every time she has sex with me!
Akira is briefly stunned by this and laughs to herself before addressing my past self.
“Well, if you want to try wearing women's clothing, perhaps you should ask Shizune’s brother. He’s real good at picking out that kind of thing.”
Misha’s jaw drops to the floor before she breaks down in mirth.
“Wahahaha! Oh my god, Hisao! If I had known you were into that, I’d have let you borrow my clothes earlier!
I turn my face away and blush in embarrassment. However, I know that I cannot avoid this topic and the footage resumes. My past self is wearing Akira’s yellow zoot suit and hat, making him resemble a giant banana. Akira on the other hand wearing my past self’s casual clothing, consisting of a grey vest sweater and brown pants. After we switch clothes, Akira allows me to dominate her by having rough, vaginal sex which lasts for several minutes.
“Oh my god, I didn’t know you had it in you! You’re such a naughty motherfucker, Hisao. Having sex in the student council room. Oh my god, Shizune’s going to be pissed!”
As if on cue, Shizune is indeed pissed. Lilly and Hanako are disgusted with the footage on display and everyone looks at me as if they want me to explain myself. Fortunately, I’m interrupted by the video footage.
“Ah ah, fuck me, Hisao! Oh god, yes! Ah, its been so long since I’ve had a good fuck! YES! YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD, AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AH YEEEEEEEES!”
Every time Akira moans loudly, Shizune gets slightly angrier until Akira’s moans reach their peak in sync with Shizune’s rage at reading the subtitles, prompting my raven haired superior to grab me and thrust me against the wall much to the collective shock of everyone else in the room.
Lilly is then forced to pause the video footage, and Hanako and Misha seems incredibly concerned about my current situation. Fortunately for me, Shizune cannot spontaneously grow extra arms and is forced to let go of me so she can rant at me with her hands.
[“Hisao Nakai, I cannot believe that act of treachery we’ve just witnessed! The very idea that you would sleep with the enemy is absolutely appalling, and I will punish you by personally tearing your balls off and making you eat them! Then I will use dark magic to reconstruct them and every time you even think of doing Akira again, I will repeat this process again! And then once I’m done with that, I’ll be making you spend the night in the gimp suit while I fuck you senseless!”]
I shudder at the idea that Shizune might actually do this and can feel Shizune’s rage burning me like the sun. Noticng my distress, Misha hastily translates Shizune’s rant for everyone else to hear.
“Y-You’re a traitor to the Student Council, Hisao! I can’t believe you were sleeping with Akira! We’ll have to come up with an extra special punishment for you”
“O-oh come on, Misha! I only had sex with Akira after I get jerked off by Mr. Nomiya.” I growl, barely able to suppress my rage at her and Shizune.
Lilly ignores us and unpauses the footage, which shows Akira and my past self putting our respective clothes back on and then laughing as they run across the corridors until they’re outside the school gates. My past self sees Akira off and tells her that the two of them should do that again some time before Akira’s car disappears into the night. Everyone looks at me with disappointment.
Year 4c – The Mysterious Banana Man (November 20th)
Kenji apparently saw Akira and I that night, and assumed that I was being abducted by a member of the Russian mafia. The footage shows Kenji going into the newspaper club where Natsume, Naomi and Hanako are currently working. Kenji glares distrustfully at Natsume before delivering a folder to Naomi.
“You’ve gotta accept this! I took as much evidence as I could of Hisao being abducted by a member of the Russian Mafia!”
Naomi opens the envelope much to Kenji’s anticipation and looks at all the photos.
“These photos are way too dark. I can barely see anything in these.” Naomi replies.
“Oh come on!” Kenji replies exasperated. “Many newspapers run stories with far, far less than this! Surely, you care about the wellbeing of your fellow students, right?”
“Kenji. Look. There’s barely any evidence that Hisao is being abducted in these photos. If anything he seems to be leaving with the other person willingly. I’m afraid we can’t run this. Try coming back when you’ve got better evidence.”
Kenji snatches the pictures from Naomi and shoves them back into the envelope seething with rage. He then slams the door behind him, causing Hanako to jump in fright before hiding behind her green hair.
Come to think of it, that does explain all the weird posters he put up warning students of the mysterious Russian Banana Man that none of us really took all that seriously.
Current Year a - The Shooting (November 14th)
We’re at the last part of the video, so says Lily. I wonder what it could be.
This part of the video begins with Kenji being jerked off by Mr. Nomiya. After this, Kenji is later shown leaving his dorm room in a trenchcoat and carrying a gun of some sort. His friend Akio follows him out but the two then go their separate ways. Kenji is seen making his way into the lunch hall and opening fire on several students such as Lezard and Takashi being the most notable examples. As it turned out, it was just paintballs he was using and my fear that day had been overblown. Still, Lily was not pleased with this and even less so with the consequences of Kenji’s shooting, she then pauses the video because she has a point to make.
“The video footage I have shown you has only two examples of Mr. Nomiya forcefully masturbating male students against their will and forcing them to ejaculate all over female students. Surely such a man is a danger to students, and it amazes me that he’s still allowed to teach here. And that’s before we even begin to address the unsavoury rumours regarding his “favourite” students and the arrangements he makes for them.”
Before Shizune can even reply, Misha immediately does so in her place.
“Oh my god.” Misha seethes. “We’ve tried so many times to convince the school admins to sack him, but as Hisao has already pointed out, there isn’t anyone to replace the art teacher.”
“Ugh. I know.” Lilly replies. “Fortunately this video is over.”
“Really?” Misha replies, hoping to be relieved of all this.
“Ha ha ha. No. Sorry, Misha. We have one last bit of footage to show you all before this is over.” Lilly replies amusedly.
Misha is fuming that Lilly would play such a mean trick on her as the final set of footage begins to play.
Current Year b – Mob Justice (November 15th)
Kenji and I are running in the halls away from a crowd of angry students looking for revenge for the shooting. The two of us manage to avoid getting run down by Emi, who is also running in the hallway, oblivious to the plight of Kenji and I. After Emi is gone, the two of us then manage to avoid several angry students and even get into a fist fight with Lezard while his friends cheer him on. It all seems droll until Kenji and I stop in the hallway. I then proceed to ask his million yen question:
“If you like Lilly so much, why don’t you ask to have sex with her?”
“Come on, man. I’m not worthy of making love to her. Besides, a real man would never screw his bro out of a chance with a good woman. After all my man, only you are worthy of filling her temple with your seed.”
Wow. That was… surprisingly inspirational. This doesn’t change the fact that rescuing Kenji that day was a stressful affair. Lilly just looks at me as if to say “Seriously, Hisao? Why do you even hang out with him sometimes?”
The footage continues. A full smirk fills Kenji’s face as he attempts to further seal the deal by performing a simple magic trick where he pulls a line of different coloured panties tied together out of his left sleeve.
“You impressed, man? Not even the feminists can take a man’s magic away from him!”
“Kenji, where did you even those from?” I replied.
“Uh-uh… L-Lilly gave them to me willingly. As a present. For you.”
I clearly didn’t buy a word of that. And as it seems neither does Lilly or Hanako.
“I will have to have a word with Kenji when this is over.” said Lilly.
The footage continues, and it shows me deciding to press Kenji further.
“OK, if Lilly gave them to you of her free will, why did she have Akio whipped in front of the entire school?”
Kenji starts panicking and struggles to respond coherently, barely managing to admit that it was because Akio had masturbated in front of Hanako, and Lilly had caught him in the act.
Hanako remembers the incident and feels nauseous, disgusted and outraged by this. I suppose that means I’m not the only one whose been sexually assaulted during this month, and now I feel concerned for Hanako in turn.
The footage continues with the dynamic duo walking around and hoping to reach Kenji’s dorm room. Kenji looks panicked. He has yet to know that the key to his salvation and my doom gradually draws nearer. That is, until he takes a peek for himself and immediately decides that my temptation must come faster. He does an impression of me, and lets out an almighty, guttural yell.
“LILLY, LILLY, LILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I’VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY, LILLY! COME OVER AND SPANK ME! COME OVER AND FUC-
With great haste, I grabbed Kenji from behind and covered his mouth, which ended his somewhat decent impression of me. I then dragged Kenji across the hallway as the bespectacled young man struggled against him. Lilly didn’t seem to have heard Kenji, much to my relief. As he continued to drag Kenji’s squirming body across the hallway, he didn’t seem to notice Lilly until it was too late.
“Hisao, is that you?”, Lilly said as she sensed the presence of two people.
“Hello, Lilly. I have decided to take up ventriloquism.”, I replied.
Kenji struggled against me. I was thankful that Lily is blind and therefore saved me the trouble of explaining why I was restraining Kenji Satou to prevent him from speaking.
“Oh. That does sound interesting. It must beat spending time in that awful Student Council office.”
“It has it’s perks.” I replied dryly. “The work is difficult and there is a lot of things I can’t mention, but free lunches and new knowledge are hard to argue against.”
“Knowledge.” Lilly snarks. “All this Satanist rubbish just makes things harder for everyone involved. But I have faith in you, Hisao. I’m sure that one day, you’ll turn away from the dark path you’re on and turn to the light of God.”
Shizune doesn’t look pleased. Neither does Misha.
[“You think you can have him, lover girl? Think again!”] Shizune signs angrily. Misha doesn’t bother translating.
I think back to that day and I don’t think I could betray Shizune and Misha like that. Sure, joining the Student Council has bound me to them as long as I’m at Yamaku, and I have seen horrors that no man should ever have to see, but all in all, they’re not that bad as people.
The footage reaches the end, leaving things on a surprisingly somber note.
“Goodbye, Hisao” says Lilly, her soft voice fading as she walks away.
Surely there could be more… to us. More that just lust. That of course is nothing more than a distant dream, and I’m snap back to reality as the footage shows Kenji escaping from me and retreating into his dorm room.
OMA NARI IMPERAVI AMENO
After the footage has run its course, Lilly decides that she’s ready to make her point known.
“And that is all. The fact that this debauchery has allowed to last 5 years, let alone 1 is completely unacceptable! I beseech you that you end this degeneracy before a future incident occurs and none of you will be able to take it back!”
[“Fuck you, go to Hell! Just because you’re mad about being unable to get laid doesn’t mean you have to make it everyone else’s problem.] signs Shizune.
“You don’t have to partake in No Nut November, Lilly. Please don’t ruin this for everyone else.” pleads Misha.
“Do any of you people in the student council pay attention to the world?” Lilly snaps. “There have been multiple statistics that show that November is the highest time of the year for fatalities and 50% of them are all No Nut November related.”
“If all that is true, then perhaps you should’ve also brought in these statistics for this presentation.” I reply.
Lily glares at me as if to say “Don’t even try it, Hisao.”
As Lilly and Shizune begin to square up against each other again, Misha and I realize that Hanako is really scared and we make it a point to get her out of the Student Council room before she develops a full blown panic attack.
“Hana-chan.” Misha says softy as if addressing a cat. “Are you still with us?”
Hanako seems to closing into herself, trapped in a whirlwind of fear, nausea and anxiety.
“We’re going to get you out of here, Hanako.” I say to her. Misha opens the Student Council room and I escort Hanako out of the room and back to the girl’s dorm. A few minutes later, we make it back to Hanako’s room.
“T-Thank you, Hisao.” says Hanako.
“I have to go back to the Student Council, Hanako. Will you be okay here by yourself?”
“O-Of course.” replies Hanako tensely.
I leave Hanako to her own devices and continue walking, which then gradually speeds up as I make my way to the student council office. I think back to when I was escorting Kenji back to his room after several of the students wanted to take revenge on him. After Lilly had left and Kenji had retreated to his dorm room, I had returned to the student council office to do some work.. For some reason, Kenji had returned to me like a boomerang and proceeded to taunt me with a smirk on his face.
“Oh Lilly, please give a wet sloppy kiss. Oh Lilly, please be my girlfriend! You’re so much better that feminazi cow, Shi-”
I rush across the room and slap Kenji across the face at turbo-speed to defend Shizune’s honour. He will not be getting another chance to finish that sentence.
“Ow. Jesus man, that really hurts. Anyway, I know that you want Lilly to ride you like a horse. Perhaps if you’re a good boy -”
“No.” I interrupt him..”That Infinite Nut Pass will be mine, and not even Lilly can stop me from winning No Nut November. I swear it.”
“Seriously, I can’t believe that you’re still doing this, man. That black haired succubus is busting your balls and enjoying every moment of it. It’s almost as if she’s hoping to suck the sweet, sticky man nectar of you when she feels that you’re suffered long enough.” Before Kenji continues his diatribe, I quickly change the topic.
“Come to think of it, I’ve been meaning to ask Lilly something.”
“Oh. You want to ask her out on a date? Take her to dinner then end the night with a bang! I knew you had in you, you sly dawg!”
“No.” I reply. Kenji looks disappointed. “It’s about religion.”
“Oh god. Please don’t tell me you’re going to convert to Christianity, Hisao. I tried drinking holy water out of a straw once and all I got for my trouble was an unholy case of diarrhoea. Holy water, my ass!” Kenji rants, recalling the incident with fury.
I could’ve gone the entire day without ever knowing that.
“What? No. There’s a lot of things regarding her and Shizune, and I feel that religious differences is one of them. I hope that if I ask Lily a question regarding her faith, I might be able to understand why she’s so adamant against Shizune’s authority over the school council.”
“Hisao, man, you gotta listen to me here when I say this! I’m an atheist and I don’t give a shit either way. Religion is a system controlled by emasculated feminist puppets who want to turn us all gay for God to fulfil their goals of legalizing incest and killing all decent women so that mankind can finally come out of the closet. Speaking of God, I do have a question I’ve been meaning to ask Lilly myself. I can’t say it out in public lest the feminists catch wind of it and try to lock me in the Vatican, so I must whisper it to you now.”
Uh… okay then. I allow Kenji to whisper this divine revelation into my ear and instead feel the foulest curse surrounded by the vapours of sin slipping inside my soul, and I know that in this moment that I will forever be a changed man and that nothing will ever be the same again. I can only hope that nothing can get any worse than this. The world stops and I respond immediately.
“What the fuck, Kenji?!”
“When the time is right Hisao, you’ve must ask Lilly that question! It could save a life you know!” replies Kenji.
I didn't see him again for the rest of the day.
He was right. I snap back to the present and I open the door that Misha closed in my absence. I shut the door immediately to prevent the war of light and dark escaping into the rest of the school. Sensing that the argument between Lily and Shizune is heating up and may turn physical soon, I decide to get Lilly’s attention.
“Lilly, wait, I have a really important question!” I yell, hoping to make myself heard against them. Lilly turns to me, looking quite irritated that I had interrupted her during her fight with Shizune. Misha on the other hand looks as though she’s been run ragged in my absence.
“(sigh) What is your question, Hisao?” replies Lily, who is clearly more focused on proving that Shizune is wrong than actually wanting to answer any questions. Everyone looks at me expectantly.
“If God is the father, and gays for God exist, does that mean that when gay people lust for God, they are committing incest?” I ask.
The world stops. Everyone looks at me as if say “What the fuck, Hisao?” Lily then looks me straight in the eyes and snaps, righteous fire burning as she draws her whip out of her holster and cracks it, much to the shock of Misha and I. Thankfully Hanako has already left the room.
“YES, HISAO. That is incest, and such a depravity is impermissible under the will of God. And before you say anything about Lot and his two daughters, I will have you know that there are several verses, which I can quote by heart, that are against this kind of thing. NOW, REPENT FOR THE SIN YOU HAVE JUST COMMITTED!”
I am scared and yet I can feel a large throbbing erection forming between my legs. I get down on my knees and clasp my hands together, feeling my now rock hard erection pulsating as I try to fight my lust for Lilly. Thoughts of being up close to her tight, womanly nether regions as she wraps her legs around my head rush through my brain. Oh god. I want Lily to peg so fucking hard right now.
“I REPENT FOR MY SIN, LILLY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!” I yell, allowing my fear to betray me right in front of Shizune and Misha.
After Misha translates, Shizune looks at me with a stern, disapproving glare, snapping me out of my lustful fantasy. Having begged Lilly for forgiveness, she is thankfully as merciful as ever. She turns to face Shizune but ultimately decides she’s no longer worth arguing with. I get off my knees, she then looks back at me and says:
“As I’ve told you before, I have faith that you’ll turn away from this dark path and make the right choice.”
Lily then leaves, feeling that she has done enough. Shizune wants to continue fighting, but Misha tells her that Lily isn’t worth the trouble. I on the other hand consider that maybe Lily might have a point in all this.
AMENO
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Developers's Commentary
This is definitely the longest chapter in this fanfic so far. Part of the reason is that I merged some parts of a cut chapter called Mob Justice into this one. I had that chapter cut because aside from the bits I salvaged, it wasn't very interesting and I couldn't figure out how to make it work. The video footage format was partially inspired by a YTP called The King's Secret which I consider a classic that I highly recommend.