I don't get it... D:SpunkySix wrote:Munch Mode is available as a free2play mode that only works if you pay $10 a month. With Munch Mode active, everybody gets a cool British (?) accent, Rin turns into a literal shit and the graphics get significantly less "well-drawn" in the best way possible.
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The Spunky Inquisition
Adding cutting edge voice recognition technology, the game now knows whenever you diss Emi. Each time you insult her, the onscreen Spunky Metre rises. When it reaches ’Maximum OverSpunk’, Spunky Six himself shall burst out of the screen, declare "Nobody expects the Spunky Inquisition!" and proceeds to convert you to the one true faith.
Adding cutting edge voice recognition technology, the game now knows whenever you diss Emi. Each time you insult her, the onscreen Spunky Metre rises. When it reaches ’Maximum OverSpunk’, Spunky Six himself shall burst out of the screen, declare "Nobody expects the Spunky Inquisition!" and proceeds to convert you to the one true faith.
"She also ties you up to a chair. You're gonna like that. Chairs are good. Chairs are your friend."
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Yeah, let's avoid further username wankery...
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Noted, sorry.Silentcook wrote:Yeah, let's avoid further username wankery...
I'd like to suggest not just alt outfits, but customizable outfits.
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...That would get ridiculous.SpunkySix wrote:Noted, sorry.Silentcook wrote:Yeah, let's avoid further username wankery...
I'd like to suggest not just alt outfits, but customizable outfits.
On the other hand. Rin with cat ears.
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Im just imagining a very deadpan Rin going "Nyaa"Charmant wrote:...That would get ridiculous.SpunkySix wrote:Noted, sorry.Silentcook wrote:Yeah, let's avoid further username wankery...
I'd like to suggest not just alt outfits, but customizable outfits.
On the other hand. Rin with cat ears.
Its cute.
Very cute.
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If Katawa Shoujo had paid DLC we'd all be broke.
But otherwise we could have such things as single scene DLC's that are 5 bucks each. Like the Kenji investigation scenes, where Kenji investigates each girl and figures out their place in the feminst conspiracy. Or the Lesbian Solace scenes, where the girls you didn't pick comfort each other with their best friend. So Lilly/Hanako, Rin/Emi, and obviously Shizune/Misha.
But otherwise we could have such things as single scene DLC's that are 5 bucks each. Like the Kenji investigation scenes, where Kenji investigates each girl and figures out their place in the feminst conspiracy. Or the Lesbian Solace scenes, where the girls you didn't pick comfort each other with their best friend. So Lilly/Hanako, Rin/Emi, and obviously Shizune/Misha.
"Misha, I don't think Chocoholism is a real disability."
"But the School's Entrance Board does Hi-Chan. Wahaha~"
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Okay, so maybe not so much DLC as it is a completely new game, but still
Yamaku Online - $60, subscription fee of $15/mo
Ever feel like the VN just doesn't cut it for you? Maybe you want to experience Yamaku Academy in a more immersive manner? Perhaps your shitty cripple OC isn't getting any love on the forums? Well now you can completely transform Katawa Shoujo into a Massively Multiplayer Online RPG, complete with the following features!
That's right, now you can live it up with all your friends in the Yamaku Online expansion module fittingly titled "School's Out"! Packed to the goddamn brim with content, School's Out will fill all your needs that the base game couldn't! Requires Yamaku Online to be installed.
Yamaku Online - $60, subscription fee of $15/mo
Ever feel like the VN just doesn't cut it for you? Maybe you want to experience Yamaku Academy in a more immersive manner? Perhaps your shitty cripple OC isn't getting any love on the forums? Well now you can completely transform Katawa Shoujo into a Massively Multiplayer Online RPG, complete with the following features!
- In-depth character customization - Lovingly craft your own cripple child from an incredibly in-depth character creator. Choose from and edit several pre-made models or dig into the custom mode to sculpt every detail of your precious OC, right down to their disability and personality!
- Multitude of locations - Visit all of your favorite Yamaku hotspots such as the library, the Student Council room, the art room, the tea room, the school track, Town-At-The-Bottom-Of-The-Hill, and much more!
- All your favorite characters - Interact with the entire cast of Katawa Shoujo, and even pursue some of them romantically! Dialogue options are influenced by both your disability and your character's personality, making talking with NPCs much more immersive! Currently available to romance are the main five girls, Shiina "Misha" Mikado, Miki Miura, Kenji Setou, and even the Master of Romance Hisao Nakai himself! How are we going to make character romance work in an MMO? Fuck you, that's how!
- Engaging social activities - In addition to the NPCs, you can also interact with all your fellow students (and maybe even develop a relationship with them as well!). Band together to form School Clubs, or participate in Group Activities that function like minigames! The Rivals system allows your Club to go head-to-head with another Club in a test of wits at the game of your choosing. Afraid to face live human opponents, or maybe you just want to practice? Fret not, for you can also challenge NPC Clubs to games as well!
- Time system - Attend Yamaku Academy or watch as it moves along in real-time! NPCs move and interact based on the time of day. In the morning they'll be at classes, in the evening they'll be out and about or studying. While each student has his or her own favorite hangouts, no two days will ever be exactly the same!
- Casual, relaxing fun! - Yamaku Online strives to act more as an online visual novel and chatroom than an intense hardcore RPG. You won't be gaining any levels or increasing stat points here; all interaction is based on you, not a random number generator.
That's right, now you can live it up with all your friends in the Yamaku Online expansion module fittingly titled "School's Out"! Packed to the goddamn brim with content, School's Out will fill all your needs that the base game couldn't! Requires Yamaku Online to be installed.
- Expanded character creation - Adds in more customization options for disabilities, hair and eye colors, and more!
- Overhauled personality system - Replaces the generic "personality" field in the character creator with a wide range of character options and temperaments. With this new system it's possible to create a character with a mix of two different personality types, or a blend of more. Keep in mind, however, that certain dialogue options will require more focused personality choices. Making a character with points in every personality type is boring, and dialogue options will reflect that!
- Larger romanceable cast - Greatly expands the amount of characters available for romance, including every character in Katawa Shoujo and then some! Miki Miura, Aoi, Keiko, Akira Satou, Hideaki Hakamichi, Natsume Ooe, Naomi Inoue, Akio Hayashi, Takashi Maeda, Suzu Suzuki, Taro Arai, Saki Enomoto, Rika Katayama, and even the mysterious Girl Who Greets Hisao At The Art Club and Gray-Haired Lad Who Sits Next To Takashi!
- Fashion and cosmetics - Your player character can now equip a cavalcade of clothing, emotes, and other cosmetic accessories. Stand out by changing out of that uniform and into something much more fashionable!
- Improved time and environment system - The first main aspect of the expansion, in addition to the existing daily time system, there is now a monthly and yearly time system. Now the time of year will effect the season, and events like holidays will be recognized in the game. Plan a date for your waifu/husbando and mark it on your virtual calendar! Most importantly, however, is the introduction of School Breaks, which are extended periods of time where the NPCs (and you, if you're so inclined) are free from the school schedule to do whatever you wish. There are two set School Breaks (Summer and Winter breaks) that last for a month and a week respectively, but other, smaller School Breaks may pop up randomly; make sure to keep an eye on that calendar!
- The City - The second main aspect of the expansion, you can now ride a bus into the city and explore the wide world of new possibilities! Along with classic Katawa Shoujo locales such as the Jazz Club, Othello's Antiques, 22nd Corner, and the Diner featured in Hanako and Lilly's routes, you can also explore many more locations and participate in several activities/minigames. In addition to the city, residences outside of Yamaku have been added, along with their respective owners and inhabitants. When school is out, many of Yamaku's students can be found at home or in any of the multiple locations around the school, and encountering them outside of Yamaku can result in further story development if your character is currently undergoing a story route.
~Recommended fics (curse photobucket for killing the userbars)
Sisterhood by Guest Poster
Learning to Fly by Eurobeatjester
A pseudo-pseudo Suzu route by Scissorlips
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Hisao and Kenji: Master Detectives by Hoitash
Sisterhood by Guest Poster
Learning to Fly by Eurobeatjester
A pseudo-pseudo Suzu route by Scissorlips
Developments by dewelar
Hisao and Kenji: Master Detectives by Hoitash
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You, sir, have just won the Internet. That's definitely a game concept I could/would get behind.
Tha gaol agam ort, Lilly. Slàinte mhor a h-uile là a chi 's nach fhaic.
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Agreed completely. That'd be amazing.AussieInquisitor wrote:
You, sir, have just won the Internet. That's definitely a game concept I could/would get behind.
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Don't forget how your disability will affect your gameplay. Make sure you avoid infections if you don't want your double amputee stuck in a wheelchair, your narcoleptic spontaniously falling asleep, and possibly getting injured as a resault, and of course you deaf character having a devil of a time communicating with characters that don't know sign languge.
Now how about the Molly Kama Sutra? Yes this illustrated book add on has everyone's favorite Indian exchange student take everyone through that ages old guide to sexual posistions, the Kama Sutra. And for 3$ each you can buy additional characters to switch to for the images.
Now how about the Molly Kama Sutra? Yes this illustrated book add on has everyone's favorite Indian exchange student take everyone through that ages old guide to sexual posistions, the Kama Sutra. And for 3$ each you can buy additional characters to switch to for the images.
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Here at the Royal Katawa Shoujo Community & Fanbase, we spend hours round the clock thinking of silly crossovers and stupid discussion points, to help any and all newcomers to the community achieve the same level of warpedness that we all possess. In the last few days, our greatest minds have come together to bring you a brand new DLC series!
I present to you...
The Katawa Und Panzer! Pack!
Can be purchased separately, but if you buy the whole lot it costs more! Do that instead!
Sensha-do Veteran Character Pack
We've all seen the infamous anime and/or manga, Girls Und Panzer!, but have you ever wondered what would happen if it took place in a parallel universe wherein the tanks and ammunition used weren't safe for teenage girls to be pissing about with? No? Why? Seriously, it's the first thing I thought of. Am I weird?
That's right, it's the same VN you know and love, but in the Girls Und Panzer! universe!
I present to you...
The Katawa Und Panzer! Pack!
Can be purchased separately, but if you buy the whole lot it costs more! Do that instead!
Sensha-do Veteran Character Pack
We've all seen the infamous anime and/or manga, Girls Und Panzer!, but have you ever wondered what would happen if it took place in a parallel universe wherein the tanks and ammunition used weren't safe for teenage girls to be pissing about with? No? Why? Seriously, it's the first thing I thought of. Am I weird?
- Commander Miho Nishizumi
Commanders have a habit of poking themselves out of the tank's highest hatch to gain better spacial awareness of their tank and keep alert to their surroundings! Commander Nishizumi was using this exact tactic, when an enemy round ricocheted the hatch door and sent it slamming into her back, severely damaging her spine! This new character is wheelchair-bound and has a knack for keeping cool under pressure! - Radio Operator Saori Takebe
Saori was always the social light of the tank's crew. Pretty, energetic and always chatting, it was perfect to have her manning the radio system to keep everyone on their side informed! Unfortunately, as it turns out, a nice HESH round to the side of a tank can send the radio's gizmos and pieces flying everywhere like shrapnel! With a face full of glass, wire and metal shards, young Takebe was taken from the tank and straight into surgery. With a missing eye and a face resembling sandpaper, this chirpy new character can certainly keep you talking! - Gunner Hana Isuzu
Friendly, sweet and a real eye for flower arrangement are not three things you'd usually associate with someone who regularly uses a 75mm Cannon! But then again, I suppose you rarely associate gunners with "double amputee". There you go, you prejudice-filled cis-het shitlord.
Why dont you go check your able-bodied privilege.
It's not every day a well placed AP round take you by surprise, flies straight through one side of your tank, through the other and does practically no damage. Most tankers would call this a lucky shot! Not Hana. Because although no real damage was done to the Panzer IV, the round managed to strike both of her legs. Lucky shot, eh? - Loader Yukari Akiyama
What happens when you have to handle heavy, chunks of metal filled with high-explosive compounds, and ram them into a hefty, clunky piece of mechanical machienry as fast as you possibly can, or face being blown-the-fuck-up by someone who can do it better than you can? You're bound to lose a finger or two!
Yukari is so entheusiastic about her role as Loader, however, that she somehow managed to jam her entire hand in there.
Go figure. - Driver Mako Reizei
This one should be obvious. Look at any modern tank blueprint, and where do you find the driver? Always right at the bloody front of the tank.
Amusingly enough, "bloody front" were the two words most people would use to describe how Anglerfish Team's own Pzkpf. IV looked after Reizei took a rather nasty shot straight to the fucking face. Serious, it was like someone came up and sprayed Tomato Ketchup everywhere.
Her survival is a miracle, and for the sake of the VN she doesn't have any obvious facial deformities, but her brain is mighty fuckled up, and she'll need a strong rolemodel to help her back to normal life. You up for that, space cowboy?
That's right, it's the same VN you know and love, but in the Girls Und Panzer! universe!
- For the first time, have scenes wherein all six main girls are actively involved!
- Support your waifu as she clambers into an ancient piece of rusting metal and signs her life away in the art of warfare!
- Do you think you can handle more than one? Give it a shot, you nutter, in the all new Adultry feature!
- Plus, I will personally invite you to join me and go down to Bovington Tank Museum, because I really want to go there but I have noone who will go with me because I'm sad and lonely and all my friends are relatively normal.
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You know, I really should have seen this one coming, what with the Katawa und Panzer threadMunchenhausen wrote:The Katawa und Pazer pack
Oh well, I've been wondering whether this show was worth watching.I know jack shit about it except that it involves girls powersliding tanks
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Normal people don't like tanks museums ?Munchenhausen wrote:Plus, I will personally invite you to join me and go down to Bovington Tank Museum, because I really want to go there but I have noone who will go with me because I'm sad and lonely and all my friends are relatively normal.
I'd take you up on that if I was the kind of guy who leaves the house
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Wargaming embraced the idea and had a collaboration going for advertisement here.Alpacalypse wrote: You know, I really should have seen this one coming, what with the Katawa und Panzer thread
Oh well, I've been wondering whether this show was worth watching.I know jack shit about it except that it involves girls powersliding tanks
Actually got me back to play WoT for a bit...then I remembered why I quit and stopped playing since.
soo...kancolle-pack expansion pack next...? Or maybe Strike Witches? We can seriously get 'that' meter up even higher--there's endless supplies!
They say they hate Shizune? What is this? BLASPHEMY!
SHII-HAEL!
Shizune>Rin>Emi>Hanako>Lilly
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Backstory: In Real Life, certain Japanese martial arts are considered highly compatible with traditional womanly ideals, including kyuudou and naginatajutsu. In this show, one of those martial arts is sensha-do — the "Way of the Tank", or Tankery for short.Alpacalypse wrote: You know, I really should have seen this one coming, what with the Katawa und Panzer thread
Oh well, I've been wondering whether this show was worth watching.I know jack shit about it except that it involves girls powersliding tanks
The story: Miho Nishizumi is a sixteen-year-old scion of a legendary Tankery family who, due to a past trauma, has become reluctant to pilot tanks and transferred away from Kuromorimine Women's College, where her family has made a name, into Ōarai Girls' Academy, a little-known school ship docked in a little town of the same name, which has not fielded a Tankery team for the last twenty years. As fate would have it, the Student Council decided to take advantage of the buildup to the upcoming National Tankery Championships to revive their Tankery elective... and push Miho into leading Ōarai's first Tankery class in two decades, whether she likes it or not.
Fortunately, she has new friends who are more than willing to help — boy-chasing Saori Takebe, gentle Hana Isuzu, tank fangirl Yukari Akiyama, and lethargic Mako Reizei. Together with them and a crew of over two dozen girls — including the Student Council, members of the recently-disbanded volleyball team, history buffs, and a group of freshmen — Miho will have to learn to love her sport once more and lead Ōarai to victory — because, as she will eventually learn, there's more at stake than just the school's prestige or her reputation.
Tanks Featured-
Oorai: Panzer IV Ausf. D, Type 89 I-Go, StuG III, M3 Lee, Pz38(t)->Hetzer, Char B1 bis, Type 3 Chi-Nu, VK4501 (P)/Tiger (P)/Porsche Tiger
St. Gloriana Women's Academy: Matilda, Churchill, Crusader (expanded material shows a Cromwell)
Saunders University - High School: M4 Sherman, M4A1(76) Sherman, Sherman VC Firefly, M4A6 Sherman
Anzio Academy: Carro Veloce CV.33, M13/40 (only in the manga), Semovente da 75/18, Carro Armato P26/40
Pravda Girls High School: KV-2, IS-2m M1944, T-34/76 m1943, T-34/85 m1944
Kuromorimine Girls High School: Panzer III, Panzer IV, Panther, Tiger I, Tiger II and Maus, as well as the Jagdpanzer IV, Jagdpanther, Jagdtiger, and Elefant
Chi-Ha Academy: Hasn't appeared yet
[/quote]Alpacalypse wrote:Plus, I will personally invite you to join me and go down to Bovington Tank Museum, because I really want to go there but I have noone who will go with me because I'm sad and lonely and all my friends are relatively normal.
I would love to go to the Bovington Tank Museum, or the Kubinka Tank Museum (but that would involve giving my money to Russians >.>)
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