You have been playing too much KS when...

[Rhodri]

I'd left the tape measurer out from the other week when measuring the wall for some shelves and decided to measure the given height of the girls against me. I know the Japanese tend to be shorter than Westerners but holy crap, Emi barely makes it up to my collarbone while Lilly just reaches my nostrils! Us 6 footers sure see the world differently.

[ogorhan]

the first thing after a day or two absence is first checking the forums for new posts to read.

[SpunkySix]

the first thing after a day or two absence is first checking the forums for new posts to read.

[Knowing that compulsion intensifies]

[ParagonTerminus]

Necro, necro, necro!

A coworker of mine came in a few days ago with twintails.

I instantly assigned her the nickname of Emi and she responds to it now, but good help me if she googles it.

[Megumeru]

Necro, necro, necro!

A coworker of mine came in a few days ago with twintails.

I instantly assigned her the nickname of Emi and she responds to it now, but good help me if she googles it.

I'll look forward to her reaction.

[SpunkySix]

but good help me if she googles it.

Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.

[brythain]

but good help me if she googles it.

Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.

That would be the pseudo-Miki pseudo-route, I guess.

[ParagonTerminus]

but good help me if she googles it.

Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.

No, I'll just mail her to you so you can get your fantasies fulfilled.

Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?

[SpunkySix]

but good help me if she googles it.

Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.

No, I'll just mail her to you so you can get your fantasies fulfilled.

Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?

1. Gah, that sounds horrible even as a joke. What has I done?!

2. They'd prolly look more accurate, if they did it right.

[Munchenhausen]

Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?

I know for a fact that if I were to lose a limb, that's probably the first thing I'd do for Eurogamer.

[ParagonTerminus]

Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?

I know for a fact that if I were to lose a limb, that's probably the first thing I'd do for Eurogamer.

Problem is, you have to lose the right limb (and be the right gender, ha).

Because it should be obvious that we'd lynch you if you did Miki cosplay with a missing right arm, and god help you if you do Hanako cosplay wrong.

[neio]

Necro, necro, necro!

A coworker of mine came in a few days ago with twintails.

I instantly assigned her the nickname of Emi and she responds to it now, but good help me if she googles it.

Did you mention the twintails as the reason? "Emi" isn't very google-able, but "Emi twintails" is a dead giveaway.

[brythain]

... you are sitting at a Buddhist wake and suddenly you realise the woman across the table looks like Emi Ibarazaki dressed in Lilly's casual outfit. But because you're sitting next to Shizune you don't dare sneak a peek to see if she has legs or not.

[BMFJack]

...when you wake up with an ahoge and think "Heheh, I get to look like Hisao today."

[ParagonTerminus]

Got around to installing Total War: Shogun 2 today.

Wondering how long it'll take before I start burning cities in the name of Hanako...