Misha goes off the deep end (Warning: Explicit)

[LordDarknus]

Author's note: After heavy deliberations, some of them with myself, I've decided to just post this. Maybe I was a little "depressed"? And I needed some kind of "outlet"? (I kind of have to go right now, I might not be able to be online in a while.) Thanks.



I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Looks like the drills I do for you
Aren't enough
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-uh.. fuck him too~"

I said: "If I had a penis~
I'd be your Venus~"
Ha, now ain't that lesbian?
(Ain't that lesbian?)

And although there's pain in my heart
I'm still willing to part
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not born with a stiffy
But that don't mean I don't feel down there
So he's vested sausage, and my bun's empty
Mmm, but the way you play your meat ain't fair

I pity the dii~icks
Who'll beg you for a lick
(Oh, she's really a.. closet streaker)
Well,
(Just thought he should know, your lil' brother)

Oooooowooo~
I've got some news for you
Yeah, go run and screw your little boyfriend

I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

I guess the pink I dye for you
Lost it's life
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-ah.. fuck him too~"

"If I were, Casanova~
You'd let me blow ya~"
Ha, now ain't that Italian?
(Ain't that Italian?)

And while my heart, you would break
For your joy, I still pray
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Now I know, for Student Council
We blackmail and lie and cheat
Then you screwed him, and it pleased ya
I guess your being in love with a dick is chic

Now, I pity the foo~ool
That falls in love with you
(Oh, she screwed the ice-cream guy)
Well,
(Just thought you should know, Nakai)

Oooooowooo~
I've got some news for you
OOOH! I really hate your dick right now

I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

I guess the love I have for you
Isn't enough
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-uh.. fuck him too~"

I said: "If I was Hisao~
You'd be mine to plow~"
Ha, now wouldn't that be straight?
(That wouldn't be straight)

Despite the hole in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Now Shicchan, Shicchan, Shicchan
Why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so cruel?
(So cruel, so cruel, so cruel)

I tried to tell your papa but he just said:
"Sweater vest loves only glue"
("loves glue", "huffs glue", "eats glue")
Yes, he did

(Uh!) Why? (Uh!), Whhhy?
(Uh!), Why, Shicchan?

Oh!, I love you (Oh!)
I still love you~!
Ohhhh~!

I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Looks like the drills I do for you
Aren't enough
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-uh.. fuck him too~"

I said: "If I had a penis~
I'd be your Venus~"
Ha, now ain't that lesbian?
(Ain't that lesbian?)

And although there's pain in my heart
I'm still willing to part
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

[azumeow]

Wahahahahaaa!

Pretty good. Pretty good.

[Craftyatom]

On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.
On the other hand, I laughed.
On top of that, I once wrote a song parody about Misha as a creative outlet as well.

Either way, props for both your work and the decision to share it.

[brythain]

On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.

There's a thread for poetry now….

[LordDarknus]

Wahahahahaaa!

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Thanks! Thanks!

On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.
On the other hand, I laughed.
On top of that, I once wrote a song parody about Misha as a creative outlet as well.

Either way, props for both your work and the decision to share it.

I don't know. I originally posted it in the 'Fan Works' forum, but then I screwed up and posted it in the fan-fic part. Oh well. There's kind of a background story actually; This was Misha singing a song at the Graduation ceremony, much to everyone's horror. Especially Shizune. And Lilly too. Wahaha.

On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.

There's a thread for poetry now….

Wow! You guys think of everything!


I mean seriously, why is Frozen such a good movie? I don't really get it. Or maybe I was distracted about how Elsa = Rika, and Anna = Saki?

...

Elsanna-ship!! HOT!


Also; the Lego movie is much much better.

Because Batman. AND HOLY GOD IT'S A LEGO MOVIE! C'MON YOU GUYS!