If you have a disability, what would it be?

[Bimber]

Hmmm. Lets see. I could deal with losing a leg and replacing it with a browning machinegun, That way i could be the most badass dude ever. (if being badass counts as a disability)

[chocolatebear]

Well, I wouldn't want one but if I were to have one I would want it to be having 542 kills then get shot in the jaw taking out my left cheek and crushing my jaw to pieces.

Does that count?

I assume you shot back after getting shot in the jaw?

[Validus Razgriz]

Well, I wouldn't want one but if I were to have one I would want it to be having 542 kills then get shot in the jaw taking out my left cheek and crushing my jaw to pieces.

Does that count?

Spoken like a true OPERATOR.

[Caesius]

Well, I wouldn't want one but if I were to have one I would want it to be having 542 kills then get shot in the jaw taking out my left cheek and crushing my jaw to pieces.

Does that count?

I don't think any of these guys will know who you're talking about.

I assume you shot back after getting shot in the jaw?

Wait, nevermind.

[Deimos]

Being normal.

[Unami Araragi]

Being normal.

That's not a disability though...

[AutisticPsycho]

Treacher Collins syndrome... aka Juliana Wetmore.

But seriously... I has autism... more specifically PDD-NOS

[vermithrx]

Being normal.

That's not a disability though...

Yes it is, it's the worst disability possible. You see, normalcy doesn't exist, so in order to be normal he'd have to... cease. He wouldn't even be able to do nothing then, let alone anything. Now that is what I'd call disabled!

[janz]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia

[janz]

This is kind unhealthy, you can hurt yourself if you think too much into it.

[Unami Araragi]

Being normal.

That's not a disability though...

Yes it is, it's the worst disability possible. You see, normalcy doesn't exist, so in order to be normal he'd have to... cease. He wouldn't even be able to do nothing then, let alone anything. Now that is what I'd call disabled!

That's not normal. So it can't be a disability. XD

[Granado]

Maybe infertility... I never liked children anyway

[vermithrx]

Yes it is, it's the worst disability possible. You see, normalcy doesn't exist, so in order to be normal he'd have to... cease. He wouldn't even be able to do nothing then, let alone anything. Now that is what I'd call disabled!

That's not normal. So it can't be a disability. XD

You miss the point. Nothing is normal, so to be normal is not to be. Not being means you can't be anything and that includes being able. Therefore, to be normal is to be disabled.

[chocolatebear]

Yes it is, it's the worst disability possible. You see, normalcy doesn't exist, so in order to be normal he'd have to... cease. He wouldn't even be able to do nothing then, let alone anything. Now that is what I'd call disabled!

That's not normal. So it can't be a disability. XD

You miss the point. Nothing is normal, so to be normal is not to be. Not being means you can't be anything and that includes being able. Therefore, to be normal is to be disabled.

Wouldn't it just be easier to say dead, that is pretty close to being what you are describing, which I assume is a vegetable, only difference is people miss you.

[Envy]

Well, I wouldn't want one but if I were to have one I would want it to be having 542 kills then get shot in the jaw taking out my left cheek and crushing my jaw to pieces.

Go back to bed, White Death.

Anyway, if I had to have a disability I'd go with losing a leg, an opposite arm and eye. That would be delicious.