Disabled Animals

[Grimnir]

Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I had to google what a "bum tail" is. And what I've found was kinda disturbing in a "people produce that?" way.
So here you go:

EDIT: Oh god, the reviews.

[forgetmenot]

Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I had to google what a "bum tail" is. And what I've found was kinda disturbing in a "people produce that?" way.
So here you go:

I think "bum" in this context means "bad" or "disabled" or "injured". Like how people will refer to broken extremities as, "my bum leg", or otherwise.

But thanks for that anyhow.

[KeiichiO]

I had a disabled ant once.

Ants make crummy pets though. Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I actually had a spider that lost 1 of her legs.

[Potato]

I had a disabled ant once.

Ants make crummy pets though. Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

How was the ant disabled?

And I actually kind of like that idea, with the goldfish.

A couple of its legs were squished.

@Grimnir: Yes, get Hanako a pet goldfish with a furry buttplug. Of course.

[Grimnir]

Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I had to google what a "bum tail" is. And what I've found was kinda disturbing in a "people produce that?" way.
So here you go:

I think "bum" in this context means "bad" or "disabled" or "injured". Like how people will refer to broken extremities as, "my bum leg", or otherwise.

But thanks for that anyhow.

Thank you for the clarification.
I really had no idea the word "bum" could've been used like this. For me "bum" was always another word for ass or an homeless person.

[SpunkySix]

Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I had to google what a "bum tail" is. And what I've found was kinda disturbing in a "people produce that?" way.
So here you go:

EDIT: Oh god, the reviews.

That is so hot.

And interesting, Potato. I've never even heard of a single pet ant until now, let alone one with leg problems.

[KeiichiO]

Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I had to google what a "bum tail" is. And what I've found was kinda disturbing in a "people produce that?" way.
So here you go:

EDIT: Oh god, the reviews.

Hmmm. How interesting.

I may have to invest in one of these...

[Potato]

And interesting, Potato. I've never even heard of a single pet ant until now, let alone one with leg problems.

I also had a bird once. It broke its leg once. Emi would've liked him.

@Keiichi: No.

[Munchenhausen]

Get Hanako a goldfish with a bum tail.

I had to google what a "bum tail" is. And what I've found was kinda disturbing in a "people produce that?" way.
So here you go:

EDIT: Oh god, the reviews.

Wow, that's actually not too expensive, either! Only about $9 total, including P&P.
In proper money, that'd be around £7-ish.
Hmmmm.

[bhtooefr]

Here, have a few pics of a catawa from Imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/hnL77

[Comrade]

Ah, a three legged cat. We have some of those at the shelter. they are pretty clumsy ^~^

[SpunkySix]

Here, have a few pics of a catawa from Imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/hnL77

N'yaaaaaaa~

[Atario]

D'awww-hawww-hawwwwwww…

[Potato]

So I came home from an extended visit to find that we have a new dog. Fluffy white thing. He's got like...PTSD or shellshock or something. XD

His previous owner was some old shut-in who never had company so he basically has no realization of what people are. Ergo, he flips right the fuck out when any appear. Moreso than the average pet in new surroundings. I just walk into a room and the poor bastard goes off like an alarm then runs off like a toddler fleeing the boogeyman...Though he is slowly coming to terms with the realization that I exist and have no plans to destroy him.

We named him Joker because apparently the first thing he did was find a stray Joker playing card in a closet and nom it.

[Atario]

I just walk into a room and the poor bastard goes off like an alarm then runs off like a toddler fleeing the boogeyman...Though he is slowly coming to terms with the realization that I exist and have no plans to destroy him.

I'VEGOTTOGODOSOMETHING!!… oh… it's just you.