HarvestmanMan wrote:Cosmopolitan said...: Re-enact all H-scenes in real life, removed limbs and sensory functions included.
If you ignore the "removed limbs and sensory functions included" clause, then this wouldn't actually be a bad idea if you're looking to spice things up in the bedroom with your significant other and you're both fans of the game.
If your significant other isn't a fan of the game or hasn't played it, of course, you may have some explaining to do...
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Comrade wrote:infinite options does not mean all options, just like that between every two numbers there are infinite numbers, but not all.
If I see that sentence anywhere I am going to send your head to your mother with a replacment order
HarvestmanMan wrote:Cosmopolitan said...: Re-enact all H-scenes in real life, removed limbs and sensory functions included.
If you ignore the "removed limbs and sensory functions included" clause, then wouldn't actually be a bad idea if you're looking to spice things up in the bedroom with your significant other and you're both fans of the game.
If your significant other isn't a fan of the game or hasn't played it, of course, you may have some explaining to do...
Even then, blindfolded bathtub tiems is never a bad thing.
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest" "Tissues to the extreme!"
d2r wrote:If your significant other isn't a fan of the game or hasn't played it, of course, you may have some explaining to do...
"Why are you building a shed?..."
"And why does it smell like lemons? Also, why did you buy all that chocolate?"
AlexG wrote:For a moment there I thought Marx woke up as some kind of stripper in the middle ages
BlackGoldShooter wrote:This is what happens when children don't eat their vegetables. First they start manufacturing statuettes. Next they take over the world.
Duck Hunt: Discover that Lilly's old pet dog was actually brutally murdered by Jigoro while he was in a trauma-induced rage during a hunt.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
Everything Is Awesome!: Collaborate with Shizune and Misha to build a Lego replica of Yamaku and its staff/students to display during the festival.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
HarvestmanMan wrote:Cosmopolitan said...: Re-enact all H-scenes in real life, removed limbs and sensory functions included.
Next Best Thing
Get your significant other to dress as your favorite KS character during sex.
Who Am I Kidding?
Get a significant other.
Own Little World
Go too far with the concept and end up as a psycho boss in the next Dead Rising holding your forcefully crippled cosplayer captive in a pathetic cardboard replica of Yamaku
Can't Fly Routine
Get defeated by the protagonist by ironically being knocked off the roof after being kicked in the chest
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest" "Tissues to the extreme!"
Dat's Wacist: Note the irony of the half-Asian having squintier eyes (due to being closed much of the time) than the full-blooded ones.
Revised Ending: Be pushed off the roof by an offended Lilly after making the above mistake.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
SpunkySix wrote:
Own Little World Go too far with the concept and end up as a psycho boss in the next Dead Rising holding your forcefully crippled cosplayer captive in a pathetic cardboard replica of Yamaku
Can't Fly Routine Get defeated by the protagonist by ironically being knocked off the roof after being kicked in the chest
10/10 would play
God, I can see it now. a scrawny little bloke in Yamaku uniform smashing some woman's legs with a hammer, murmuring something about her being the fastest thing on no legs
