Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[d2r]

God damnit, Potato.
I was planning on sleeping tonight.

No escape from the tuber
Prevent Munchenhausen from sleeping

[AaronIsCrunchy]

Antiques Roadshow
Have a threesome with Nomiya and Othello.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

SHITEHAWKS!
Convince Kenji all seagulls are spies to the global feminist movement, then carelessly throw one a takoyaki.

[Potato]

A Song of Whiskey and Waifus: Write a series of epic fanfictions all based upon the idea that Stannis Baratheon's daughter is Hanako.




(Also one for the 'You're playing too much when...' thread XD)

[HarvestmanMan]

Full Melville Jacket

Exact revenge on Nomiya for being such a twat to Rin.


The Artist, Formally Known, Has Prints

Teach Rin how to operate a DSLR and get some of her photos on display in the art gallery.

[Munchenhausen]

Stupid Cupid

• Accidentally set up Molly and Takashi on a date

I Should Get Paid For This

• Convince Naomi to confess to Natsume

I Don't Know If That's Even Legal, But Whatever

• Advise Misha to seek comfort from Mutou

All The Single Ladies Put Your Hands Up

• Nurse and Meiko. You know the drill.

>tfw no gf

• Realise no matter how many romances you create in virtual reality, you are still painfully single.

[AaronIsCrunchy]

I Should Get Paid For This

• Convince Naomi to confess to Natsume

Guess you could say... Naomi thinks Natsume's fit

I Don't Know If That's Even Legal, But Whatever

• Advise Misha to seek comfort from Mutou

Pretty sure the world of fanfiction is waaaay ahead of you on this one

No pony, no party
Get expelled for playing the My LIttle Pony theme over the intercom at the festival

[Atario]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Oh~!: Obsessively recite the "Middle Of The Film" section of Monty Python's Meaning Of Life till you win every last goldfish in the fish-scooping game

[d2r]

No King in the North
Unlock the extra Lilly epilogue where you are betrayed and murdered by Walder Frey during your wedding, and your entire army is destroyed (GoT Season 3 spoiler)

[HarvestmanMan]

Silence Is Golden...

Convince Shizune that semaphore is a much more efficient means of communicating than sign language

...But My Eyes Still See

Convince Shizune that blinking and winking in various combinations is a much more efficient means of communicating than sign language

[SpunkySix]

>tfw no gf

• Realise no matter how many romances you create in virtual reality, you are still painfully single.

Oh, right in the feels...

Gotta Keep Yo Pimp Hand Strong

Pimp slap every last character in the game, no exceptions

Self Awareness FTW

Wonder why you're even bothering with half this crap

Philosopher's Reward

Question whether or not the achievements are worth the sacrifice in the end

[Munchenhausen]

I love how according to these achievements, Katawa Shoujo knows your innermost thoughts and can tell what your lifestyle is like

Next gen gameplay, that shit is

[AaronIsCrunchy]

I love how according to these achievements, Katawa Shoujo knows your innermost thoughts and can tell what your lifestyle is like

Next gen gameplay, that shit is

According to these achievements, Katawa Shoujo is the harshest life-assessment tool ever. It kind of is even without these achievements though :L

[d2r]

I love how according to these achievements, Katawa Shoujo knows your innermost thoughts and can tell what your lifestyle is like

Next gen gameplay, that shit is

The conspiracy is real
Realize that KS is a psionic entity capable of reading minds

[SpunkySix]

I love how according to these achievements, Katawa Shoujo knows your innermost thoughts and can tell what your lifestyle is like

Next gen gameplay, that shit is

The conspiracy is real
Realize that KS is a psionic entity capable of reading minds

Extreme Apathy

Be totally okay with that, because, like, whatever, man

[AaronIsCrunchy]

Curry on screaming
Have a heart attack induced by eating curry bread with Emi.