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AaronIsCrunchy wrote:
Numb wrote:
Potato wrote:Hail HYDRA: Whisper melodramatically to one of the girls before departing for the Shanghai.
Delayed reaction
  • Immediately facepalm when you leave the building, as you realise you just whispered to Shizune
Shock response
Recoil in shock when Shizune responds in a gruff voice "you ain't going nowhere mate.'
Shock Response: Recoil in shock when Shizune, interpreting your mistake as deliberate mockery, sticks you with a tazer.
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Potato wrote:Shock Response: Recoil in shock when Shizune, interpreting your mistake as deliberate mockery, sticks you with a tazer.
System Shocked
Wake up several hours later with mechanical implants you don't remember volunteering for

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Showing Off: Visit your old school with your hot new disabled girlfriend in tow and subtly compare everyone unfavorably to her
NB: none of the above is a request

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Atario wrote:Showing Off: Visit your old school with your hot new disabled girlfriend in tow and subtly compare everyone unfavorably to her
Showing Off Advance
Take Emi to your old school and have her kick everyone's ass at soccer.
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someguy1294 wrote:
Atario wrote:Showing Off: Visit your old school with your hot new disabled girlfriend in tow and subtly compare everyone unfavorably to her
Showing Off Advance
Take Emi to your old school and have her kick everyone's ass at soccer.
Showing Off SP

Then win a relay by lapping the other teams together on your old track
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someguy1294 wrote:Showing Off Advance
Take Emi to your old school and have her kick everyone's ass at soccer.
That set me thinking about what kind of specialized prosthetic attachments she'd have for soccer-playing. I'm thinking one with a wide paddle on the end and the other with something like a big ball-peen hammer.

Emi "Cherry Darling" Ibarazaki: Buy Emi a weapon suitable for leg-fitting
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Atario wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:Showing Off Advance
Take Emi to your old school and have her kick everyone's ass at soccer.
That set me thinking about what kind of specialized prosthetic attachments she'd have for soccer-playing. I'm thinking one with a wide paddle on the end and the other with something like a big ball-peen hammer.

Emi "Cherry Darling" Ibarazaki: Buy Emi a weapon suitable for leg-fitting
Good gobs yes!!

Planet Cripple

Prevent the zombie apocalypse with Emi and perfect your BBQ sauce recipe simultaneously
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Hide The Pizza!: Get the girls to dress as Ninja Turtles and sneak into Kenji's dorm while he sleeps to steal his pizza and throw a pizza party.
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SpunkySix wrote: Planet Cripple
Prevent the zombie apocalypse with Emi and perfect your BBQ sauce recipe simultaneously
I'm... really not sure I'd like to know how you'd go about this.
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AaronIsCrunchy wrote:
SpunkySix wrote: Planet Cripple
Prevent the zombie apocalypse with Emi and perfect your BBQ sauce recipe simultaneously
I'm... really not sure I'd like to know how you'd go about this.
YOU... WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Utterly disappoint Mutou by choosing Media Studies at university

BBQ sauce made from simmered zombie meats.

Wait, what's this movie called again?: Skip the festival to hole up in Kenji's dorm with pizza and a Highlander marathon.
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Wasn't the thing about putting a weapon on Emi's leg a Planet Terror reference?
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SpunkySix wrote:Wasn't the thing about putting a weapon on Emi's leg a Planet Terror reference?
Yep
NB: none of the above is a request

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Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Wasn't the thing about putting a weapon on Emi's leg a Planet Terror reference?
Yep
Thus, BBQ sauce.
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Leave it you slags!

Go full on Ray Winstone at Shizune and Misha for invading your room (proceed to bad end, probably involving shooting them executioner style and a ton of cocaine)
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