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Munchenhausen wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants
Holy sardines, Batman, We're on to a fucking winner here ;D
I'm flattered! :mrgreen:
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Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.

Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
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someguy1294 wrote:Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants
Who lives in a cripple farm off in Japan? (Hi-sao Na-kai)
And fucks twin-tailed amputees straight up the can? (Hi-sao Na-kai)
If heart-warming cripple-sex gives you the feelz, (Hi-sao Na-kai)
Then ram it up Hanako's twat 'till she squeals! (Hi-sao Na-kai)

His-sao Na-Kai, Hi-sao Na-kai
Hisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao Nakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
Arr har har HNNNNNNG!
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DeathWatch: Lock all of the girls in the main Yamaku building with hidden stashes of chainsaws. Pump a drug through the ventilation system that turns them into bloodthirsty psychotics. Enjoy the show.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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Potato wrote:DeathWatch: Lock all of the girls in the main Yamaku building with hidden stashes of chainsaws. Pump a drug through the ventilation system that turns them into bloodthirsty psychotics. Enjoy the show.
Little Emi:

Defeat the mutated runner with her own giant spike ball

Rin-Rin Din-Din:

Feed geisha girl Rin to a robotic sumo

Hanakoh No:

Fry Hanako by using an electric chair to overload her metal implants

Student Council Force:

Make Shizune explode by throwing Misha at her at insanely high speeds

Kokenji:

Defeat Kenji in a biker duel

Swag Is Blind:

Finish Lilly the pimp off once and for all with the help of her psychic assistant and win the Deathwatch games

I Don't Help People:

Give the nurse a taste of his own medicine
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SpunkySix wrote: Defeat the mutated runner with her own giant spike ball
Sounds a bit like GoGo from Kill Bill :P Only it wasn't her own giant spike ball, but still. She had a spike ball, and that's what matters.

Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
Because green eyes are best eyes.
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AaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
EMI ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
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Munchenhausen wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
EMI ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
Pretty much the exact dialogue I had in my head as I wrote that. Forums are beautiful things.
Because green eyes are best eyes.
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Munchenhausen wrote:EMI ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
HANAKO ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "Word is you're bangin' one of the students' moms."
Nurse: "Awwww yiss. Meiko Ibarazaki, Emi's mom. You know her?"
Hisao: "No."
Nurse: "Too bad, she is a piece of ass. How about your girlfriend's mom? She hot?"
Hisao: ಠ_ಠ

Worldwide MILF Hunter: Check out all the girls' moms in person (or via images if unavailable due to critical existence failure)
NB: none of the above is a request

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AaronIsCrunchy wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
EMI ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
Pretty much the exact dialogue I had in my head as I wrote that. Forums are beautiful things.
Roman Torchwick!

HRLES?
Somehow transfer the girls into the world of Remnant.
To be remembered by anyone after death is the goal of basically every soul that's lived in this world.
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Good God No!!

Accidentally drop the girls off in one of Cyanide And Happiness' Depressing Comics Week strips
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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Munchenhausen wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
EMI ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
Those aren't spoilers...

Aw Shit, Not Again...: Accidentally flood the classroom with chemicals that turn the girls into Nazi zombies.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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Xaredian wrote:HRLES?
Somehow transfer the girls into the world of Remnant.
HORRIBLE REVELATION:
Transfer the entire cast into the Questionable Content universe. Become Marten's best bro.
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Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
I HOPE IT WILL BE FRIENDLY:
Transform Rin into a sperm whale and Emi into a bowl of petunias.
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Shocking Love:
Attempt to stick your dick into the power port during a h-scene
Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Adventure is out there!:
Unlock the adventure of Space Bears! :D
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