Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[emmjay]

Fridge Logic
Wonder how the game even knows you got some of these achievements.

[Munchenhausen]

....
Munchen, are you by any chance a fan of The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack?
Because that spoiler-tagged part sounds right out of that fucking show.

I don't really watch TV too much (Internet and vidya games take up too much time), but once upon a time I caught an episode of that on Cartoon Network.
It was right up my alley

Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human sanity.

You know you love it <3

Master Of Tact

• Scream "The ref's fuckin' BLIND!" after getting really into the Scotland vs Japan football match Lilly dragged you to

Just Digging Yourself Deeper, Mate

• In the following arguement, question why Lilly even goes to football matches

[Trogdor]

I AM THE PUSHER ROBOT:
Protect Lilly by shoving her down the stairs.

I AM THE SHOVER ROBOT:
Force-feed bread to a now-quadriplegic Lilly.

[Munchenhausen]

I AM THE PUSHER ROBOT:
Protect Lilly by shoving her down the stairs.

I AM THE SHOVER ROBOT:
Force-feed bread to a now-quadriplegic Lilly.

OH GOD
OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT

[SpunkySix]

Stairmsaster:

Disorient Lilly completely by convincing her that you've gone down the stairs rather than up

Lilly Living A Lie:

Find Lilly again at the end of the day and tell her that everything she thought she did that day happened on a completely different floor than she thought

Love Is Blind And Upstairs:

Have hawt make-up butt secks on the wrong floor

Power Pener:

Break through the floor during said hawt butt secks and learn a valuable lesson about how honesty is always the best policy that involves a large fall and a broken skeleton or two

[Atario]

Our Little Shared Secret: "Admit" to Misha that you are also disability-free, you've just been faking it, and the scar is a makeup effect

[Potato]

I AM THE PUSHER ROBOT:
Protect Lilly by shoving her down the stairs.

What exactly does this protect her from?

@Munchenhausen: Argument? Didn't Lilly establish she doesn't give any fucks about that kinda stuff?

Poker Face: Tickle Hanako's burn scars with a fireplace poker.

Misdirection: By title alone, expect the previous achievement to be Rin-related.

...[Pass the popcorn, Misha]: Have a miscommunication with Shizune that somehow ends in her having violent sex with Emi.

[someguy1294]

Oh my god, yes. This will be a reality some day. It has to be.

Life is like a Jamboree (Here in crip world)
Impaired; terminals; amputees (It's a crip blur)
Might solve a mystery
Shows Emi with a comically large magnifying glass foiling one of Kenji's plans
Or re-wrire history!
Mutou pokes his head out of the TARDIS and flies past the intro card

Crip Tales!
Woo hoo!

Damn... I feel the need to take a shot at making my own KS lyrics.

Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants
Who lives in a cripple farm off in Japan? (Hi-sao Na-kai)
And fucks twin-tailed amputees straight up the can? (Hi-sao Na-kai)
If heart-warming cripple-sex gives you the feelz, (Hi-sao Na-kai)
Then ram it up Hanako's twat 'till she squeals! (Hi-sao Na-kai)

His-sao Na-Kai, Hi-sao Na-kai
Hisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao Nakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
Arr har har HNNNNNNG!

[Potato]

^ ...Welp. Now the real question is "Is the premise of warping theme songs into KS anthems weird and amusing enough to warrant its own thread?"

I believe the answer is "yes" but I refuse to make that call.

I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die): Dye Misha's drills.

[TheVUP]

Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human INsanity

Allow me to amend that. You don't measure something by saying how much of it is missing from its container, after all. :|

It's totally true.

Yeah, this kind of thread can help you (or at least me) determine how old someone is.

[Potato]

Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human INsanity

Allow me to amend that. You don't measure something by saying how much of it is missing from its container, after all.

It's totally true.

Yeah, this kind of thread can help you (or at least me) determine how old someone is.

I tried to figure out the remotest possible connection between "This forum is an experiment about human insanity" and "This kind of thread can help you determine how old someone is." and couldn't come up with a single thing.

[SpunkySix]

Maturity =/= age.

[Munchenhausen]

Argument? Didn't Lilly establish she doesn't give any fucks about that kinda stuff?

Football has that affect on people. Just makes you angry for no real reason.
My grandpa is the nicest bloke you've ever done met, but he took me to a friendly match when I was younger and I vaguely remember him screaming racial abuse at the referee.
It just happens.

^ ...Welp. Now the real question is "Is the premise of warping theme songs into KS anthems weird and amusing enough to warrant its own thread?"

I believe the answer is "yes" but I refuse to make that call.

I do believe there was a thread of Disney Songs being morphed into KS variations... Here!

Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants

Holy sardines, Batman, We're on to a fucking winner here ;D

[bhtooefr]

What exactly does this protect her from?

This isn't the first time that Trogdor has had Hanako shove around the blind people: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=9262#p189057

[TheVUP]

I tried to figure out the remotest possible connection between "This forum is an experiment about human insanity" and "This kind of thread can help you determine how old someone is." and couldn't come up with a single thing.

True. My mistake.