Xanatos wrote:
Whatever happens, we have to work Daniel Day-Lewis into this somehow on account of he's one of the greatest people ever. Maybe Jigoro, just because the method acting would be hilarious.
Daniel Day-Lewis would be an excellent addition. I have the feeling if he were to play Jigoro it would be somewhat similar to Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York. Wicked but absolutely lovable.
Umber: The only character I can think of some resemblance of is Hisao, but my heart condition isn't nearly as bad. Maybe I could be Kenji or Akio I guess. I could walk around with a sweet sword cane.
Or maybe Suzu. I do like sleeping a lot.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
SpecimenSix wrote:
Umber: The only character I can think of some resemblance of is Hisao, but my heart condition isn't nearly as bad. Maybe I could be Kenji or Akio I guess. I could walk around with a sweet sword cane.
Or maybe Suzu. I do like sleeping a lot.
Hint, hint. Taro Arai.
He's practically your Avi, except not smiling.
SpecimenSix wrote:
Umber: The only character I can think of some resemblance of is Hisao, but my heart condition isn't nearly as bad. Maybe I could be Kenji or Akio I guess. I could walk around with a sweet sword cane.
Or maybe Suzu. I do like sleeping a lot.
Hint, hint. Taro Arai.
He's practically your Avi, except not smiling.
I would love to play Taro, I think I'd have to put on quite a bit of weight though. That or undergo reverse liposuction.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
SpecimenSix wrote:
Umber: The only character I can think of some resemblance of is Hisao, but my heart condition isn't nearly as bad. Maybe I could be Kenji or Akio I guess. I could walk around with a sweet sword cane.
Or maybe Suzu. I do like sleeping a lot.
Hint, hint. Taro Arai.
He's practically your Avi, except not smiling.
I would love to play Taro, I think I'd have to put on quite a bit of weight though. That or undergo reverse liposuction.
This is where you play Misha's scenes, eating gallons and gallons of parfait, and when we're done, you can start acting out Arai.
SpecimenSix wrote:
I would love to play Taro, I think I'd have to put on quite a bit of weight though. That or undergo reverse liposuction.
This is where you play Misha's scenes, eating gallons and gallons of parfait, and when we're done, you can start acting out Arai.
Unless you can think of a substitute actor...?
Nah, I'm not one to pass on responsibility to others, especially when I give my word. I'll just have to start a heavy workout regimen of eating 3 large pizzas a day.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
SpecimenSix wrote:
I would love to play Taro, I think I'd have to put on quite a bit of weight though. That or undergo reverse liposuction.
This is where you play Misha's scenes, eating gallons and gallons of parfait, and when we're done, you can start acting out Arai.
Unless you can think of a substitute actor...?
Nah, I'm not one to pass on responsibility to others, especially when I give my word. I'll just have to start a heavy workout regimen of eating 3 large pizzas a day.
SpecimenSix wrote:
Nah, I'm not one to pass on responsibility to others, especially when I give my word. I'll just have to start a heavy workout regimen of eating 3 large pizzas a day.
"You're gonna share some of that pizza, right?"
No.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
SpecimenSix wrote:
Nah, I'm not one to pass on responsibility to others, especially when I give my word. I'll just have to start a heavy workout regimen of eating 3 large pizzas a day.
"You're gonna share some of that pizza, right?"
No.
Fatty. Emi would be disappointed.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Bad-end disappointed, or track-shed-lack-of-pleasure disappointed?
Neither, Emi would be happy that I'm not giving up on my dream to gain enough weight to play Taro. And not only that, but she should be double pleased when I can give her the Tarodozer in the track shed and she can play with my GLORIOUS fat rolls.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
Bad-end disappointed, or track-shed-lack-of-pleasure disappointed?
Neither, Emi would be happy that I'm not giving up on my dream to gain enough weight to play Taro. And not only that, but she should be double pleased when I can give her the Tarodozer in the track shed and she can play with my GLORIOUS fat rolls.
That...That's not in the movie, right? Please tell me no. Nonononono.
I hope your monoplegia gets in the way of that scene...
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..." <Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played." <KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Xanatos wrote:SpecimenSix is not allowed on the set.
Foolish Xanatos. I AM THE SET.
My weight gain has been going according to plan. And no my monoplegia will most certainly not get in the way of me giving Emi some sweet tender Taro lovin.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
Xanatos wrote:SpecimenSix is not allowed on the set.
Foolish Xanatos. I AM THE SET.
My weight gain has been going according to plan. And no my monoplegia will most certainly not get in the way of me giving Emi some sweet tender Taro lovin.
SpecimenSix wrote:
Foolish Xanatos. I AM THE SET.
My weight gain has been going according to plan. And no my monoplegia will most certainly not get in the way of me giving Emi some sweet tender Taro lovin.
This is a completely different movie now.
We just derailed a derailed thread.
No, its the same movie. It just takes place on my Taro sized belly. And it features some nice XXL lovin.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
Maybe Jigoro, just because the method acting would be hilarious.
