What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
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I recall a strange one where some girls robbed a bakery. They tried to smuggle tons of cake frosting in their...ah...orifices. Turkey basters were involved. Some demented chick caught them and literally raped it out of them. The twist at the end is she didn't give a fuck that they were robbers, she just really really really loves cake frosting. <.<
The entirely fucking weird premise aside (or, more accurately, because of said fucking weird premise), it contained some of the most hilarious lines I've ever read.
(Protip: If you think about dead cats, you won't cum.)
The entirely fucking weird premise aside (or, more accurately, because of said fucking weird premise), it contained some of the most hilarious lines I've ever read.
(Protip: If you think about dead cats, you won't cum.)
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
why would one steal cake frosting in the first place let alone hiding it inside yourself
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Quote: "I just wanted to bake a cake!"Eraser35 wrote:why would one steal cake frosting in the first place let alone hiding it inside yourself
Never mind just buying the ingredients. This is hentai, dammit. XD
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<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
yeah but why not a big ass purse nothing good has come from foreign objects inside your ass unless its something made for that and you have lubeXanatos wrote:Quote: "I just wanted to bake a cake!"Eraser35 wrote:why would one steal cake frosting in the first place let alone hiding it inside yourself
Never mind just buying the ingredients. This is hentai, dammit. XD
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Well, apparently something good came from it, because they're willingly violated by the end. And according to the dialogue, they're just cheap bastards is all.Eraser35 wrote:yeah but why not a big ass purse nothing good has come from foreign objects inside your ass unless its something made for that and you have lubeXanatos wrote:Quote: "I just wanted to bake a cake!"Eraser35 wrote:why would one steal cake frosting in the first place let alone hiding it inside yourself
Never mind just buying the ingredients. This is hentai, dammit. XD
Best line is possibly "I'm a knee, dammit!"...Indeed, spoken by a character's knee. Or perhaps "I drive a Dodge Stratus! STEP THE FUCK OFF!" which is totally the best thing to yell at a would-be rapist.
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<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
theres just better and more logical ways to hide shit
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This is the internet. We question the logic of many things. But we do not question porn. (And really, it's the logical place to hide shit.)Eraser35 wrote:theres just better and more logical ways to hide shit
Incidentally, I can imagine Rin smuggling paintbrushes...Though she'd need Emi's help.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
anyway look up for something funny look up Stopman The Iron Fist of Justice never has rape been so funny
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I've actually seen that before...Eraser35 wrote:anyway look up for something funny look up Stopman The Iron Fist of Justice never has rape been so funny
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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oh dear god what have I said but anyway best super hero ever or best super hero ever
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Great, now i'm thinking about Valerie's Letter from V for Vedetta., but written in cake frosting.Eraser35 wrote:why would one steal cake frosting in the first place let alone hiding it inside yourself
"I don't know who you are. Please believe. There is no way I can convince you that this is not one of their tricks. But I don't care. I am me, and I don't know who you are, but I love you.
I have a pastry brush. A little one they did not find. I am a women. I hid it inside me. Perhaps I won't be able to frost cakes again, so this is a long letter about my life. It is the only autobiography I have ever written and oh God I'm writing it on cake.
Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!
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o man i loved that manga! my favorite part was when the main guy's hand turns into a penis cause Migi was curious about human anatomy.Eraser35 wrote:I think the "Damn! Men have different genitals than women." is from the manga Parasyte which is about parasitic aliens that adapt to whatever they end up in(mainly body parts usually the head) but anyway one was a woman and got banged up bad when it got in a car wreck so it hijacked a dude's body and eventually gets picked up by a trucker and he pisses himself
Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
I don't remember that part I remember the dude that had one in his chinyummines wrote:o man i loved that manga! my favorite part was when the main guy's hand turns into a penis cause Migi was curious about human anatomy.Eraser35 wrote:I think the "Damn! Men have different genitals than women." is from the manga Parasyte which is about parasitic aliens that adapt to whatever they end up in(mainly body parts usually the head) but anyway one was a woman and got banged up bad when it got in a car wreck so it hijacked a dude's body and eventually gets picked up by a trucker and he pisses himself
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Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
It's the magic of Rule #34. Actually, it's more the result of its parent law, Rule #36 - if an idea or concept exists, *someone* out there gets a boner from it. No exceptions - statistically, there are so many people on Earth that at least *one* person out there will get off on any given subject.Having read several doujinshi out of curiosity, I often wonder what dark corner of the human psyche their twisted imaginings spawn from.
This has always been the case, of course - humanity has a long and storied history of sexual deviancy. In Ye Olden Days before the Information Age, however, people were geographically seperated to such an extent that the odds of anyone being able to share their...unique tastes with others were rather slim. Thus, such things were much rarer to see. Then the Internet came along, and BAM! - suddenly every pervert, weirdo, and rapist out there can communicate with others on a global scale, completely ignoring geographical barriers. Add just a dash of GIFT to embolden people to share their demented fetishes, and suddenly the Internet is full of scanlations of NTR, body transformation, futanari, lolicon, tentacle rape, guro, and god knows what else, as perverts around the world unite to collectively revel in their deviancy.
It's a beautiful thing, really.
Perhaps, but then we wouldn't get to see them getting the delicious frosting ****ed out of them.theres just better and more logical ways to hide shit
Personally, I would have preferred having them wear it and then licking it off of them, but still.
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Re: What doujins to expect if KS get JP translated
Cough cough...DrNonookee wrote:Perhaps, but then we wouldn't get to see them getting the delicious frosting ****ed out of them.
Personally, I would have preferred having them wear it and then licking it off of them, but still.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."