23 Things Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say (Dialogue)

[128-Up]

Hey... so I wrote down 23 things. Wondering if anyone's interested in voicing her, and finishing the cast.

23 Things That Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say

01 - "Sure! I'll do the public speaking for you!"
02 - "I'm thinking of wearing my miniskirt tonight."
03 - "The best time of my life? Well, about a decade ago, I was a curious child... I found some matches."
04 - "Have you seen my friend? She didn't say where she was? She can't."
05 - "I can't wait for photo day!"
06 - "You don't need to worry about this. I've been eager to show off my flexibility."
07 - "Knights can only move diagonally, right?"
08 - "The teacher won't let me leave... no big deal. I can last."
09 - "People still read?"
10 - "Can I go swimming with you?"
11 - "Protect me, Hisao! Protect me~!"
12 - "I'm a closet pyromaniac."
13 - "I hate computers... I'd rather write."
14 - "Do you think I'm hot, Hisao?"
15 - "Sometimes, I like to switch out the pieces to mess with Lilly. The best part is that she doesn't know!"
16 - "If you need me, my door is always open."
17 - "So I've been working on my impressions lately... how's this one? Ahem... 'Wahaha~!'"
18 - "I'd look great as a supermodel."
19 - "My favourite song? 'Through the Fire and Flames', of course!"
20 - "Maybe my nightgown could do with being a little tighter..."
21 - "Hmm... I could do with scarring the left side of my body too. Symmetry looks better."
22 - "Queen from A4 to E8!? You sunk my battleship!"
23 - "I bet I do it better than the other girls. After all, I still have all of my senses!"

[LOL WUT]

Three Things Hanako Ikezawa Wouldn't Say (Pokèmon)

01- "I love you Charzard!"
02- "Looks like I am too hot to handle!"
03- " LOL WUT is stupid and cant think of anything for three!"
"That was rude."
"Too bad LOL WUT! Do you want some ice for that burn!?"
*mumbles* You Bitch *mumbles*

[Helbereth]

22 - "Queen from A4 to E8!? You sunk my battleship!"

This made me giggle uncontrollably for about 10 minutes.

[TheSongofRaven]

23 - "I bet I do it better than the other girls. After all, I still have all of my senses!"

LOL, remind me for Deadpool things.....

[YourFavAnon]

01 - "Sure! I'll do the public speaking for you!"

I guess it's a good thing my Grad speech fiction isn't canon, then.

[Zechtzeno]

route of hanako,it so cute!

[Keneshiro]

I always prefer to step on the darker tile.

[128-Up]

As the OP, would anyone know of a good person to get as a VA for this?

Also, Keneshiro, I knew there should've been a tile joke in there. XD
I might replace one of the worse ones with it...

[Keneshiro]

As the OP, would anyone know of a good person to get as a VA for this?

Also, Keneshiro, I knew there should've been a tile joke in there. XD
I might replace one of the worse ones with it...

No idea about the VA, but MOTHERF-IN TILES MAN.

[Guest90206]

"Smoke weed erry day o' my life. 'S all I do, don't give a FUCK."

[LOL WUT]

"Smoke weed erry day o' my life. 'S all I do, don't give a FUCK."

YOLO

[Soyucky]

"I'm a closet pyromaniac." omg its sad but so funny.

[Sgt_Frog]

You know, Hanako would probably say some of these things if she were drunk (again), like "Do you think I'm hot, Hisao?"

As for that last one...Hanako should put her money where her mouth is by grabbing the lube and bending over!

[Snow_Storm]

LOL, remind me for Deadpool things.....

Imagine, Hanako having Deadpool's personality and making snark remarks throughout the VN in every route and breaking the fourth wall.


Anyway...

03 - "The best time of my life? Well, about a decade ago, I was a curious child... I found some matches."

Fucked up and yet I found this the funniest of the bunch.

[Negativedarke]

Maybe not 23 things, but here's some stuff I doubt Hanako would say.

"You want to know how I got these scars?"
"Take a picture. It'll last longer."
"I'm thinking about going streaking during graduation."
"Whose up for a game of strip poker?"
"WAHAHAHA!"