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Myshina wrote:It was something like this:

"You should know that sex is an act that is wanted by both parts. Forcing this on someone is called rape; and it will get you to jail. Not to mention that it may get you STD. By the way, can you check on those Cookies?"

I've never been so confused in my life. xD My mother is weird, but I love her like that.

Rape cookies. All I choose to take from that. 8)
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Xanatos wrote:Rape cookies. All I choose to take from that. 8)
Rape cookies: Rape is no longer a crime !!

This wasn't the first time my mother gave me an awkward speech. Believe me.
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Myshina wrote:
Xanatos wrote:Rape cookies. All I choose to take from that. 8)
Rape cookies: Rape is no longer a crime !!

This wasn't the first time my mother gave me an awkward speech. Believe me.
not sure why your mother is worried you're going to rape someone...

my parents in particular told me to never watch porn for whatever reason. might has something to do with them being hardcore Christians.

almost as awkward as every time they promise me something that they dont deliver. which is like every day.
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I go to sleep and this is what I found when I wake up. I love this forum

KS taught me that Harems are bad
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yummines wrote:not sure why your mother is worried you're going to rape someone...

my parents in particular told me to never watch porn for whatever reason. might has something to do with them being hardcore Christians.

almost as awkward as every time they promise me something that they dont deliver. which is like every day.
Awww, well that's having parents for you !!

My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too. "Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."

The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
Xanatos wrote: Whips, of course. :P I don't do that submissive shit!
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Myshina wrote:
yummines wrote:not sure why your mother is worried you're going to rape someone...

my parents in particular told me to never watch porn for whatever reason. might has something to do with them being hardcore Christians.

almost as awkward as every time they promise me something that they dont deliver. which is like every day.
Awww, well that's having parents for you !!

My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too. "Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."

The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
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Myshina wrote:My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too. "Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."

The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
Wh..why, would someone....have sex....what.
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Myshina wrote:
Awww, well that's having parents for you !!

My mother gave me a "Bestiality" talk once too. "Don't have sex with your dog. Just don't."

The exact thing she told me. Weird parents are a part of our everyday life.
That's one interesting mom, lol
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Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
That's exactly what I did. And I let it LemonLube its way into Mordor. xD

For those of you who don't know, I'm joking.
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Erenussocrates wrote:That's one interesting mom, lol
Hell of an interesting Mother, I say. I never get bored when we spend time together.

Wanna know a thing ?! She introduced me to Katawa Shoujo. =D
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Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
Goats leave you with a terrible reputation for your whole life
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Enemy | wrote:
Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
Goats leave you with a terrible reputation for your whole life
I'm too scared to try that Link. :cry:
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Myshina wrote:
Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
That's exactly what I did. And I let it LemonLube its way into Mordor. xD

For those of you who don't know, I'm joking.
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Myshina wrote:
Enemy | wrote:
Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
Goats leave you with a terrible reputation for your whole life
I'm too scared to try that Link. :cry:
No worries it's safe for work
Myshina wrote:
Erenussocrates wrote:That's one interesting mom, lol
Hell of an interesting Mother, I say. I never get bored when we spend time together.

Wanna know a thing ?! She introduced me to Katawa Shoujo. =D
What if she's here? D:

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yummines wrote:
Myshina wrote:
Xanatos wrote:...So she didn't mention any other pets. Loophole! :mrgreen: Now buy a goat.
That's exactly what I did. And I let it LemonLube its way into Mordor. xD

For those of you who don't know, I'm joking.
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Yes, You are allowed to.
Xanatos wrote: Whips, of course. :P I don't do that submissive shit!
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