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Xanatos
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1) Consciousness is held in the penis. (Better euphemism than "eggplant" though...)

2) Chicks are evil (1 explains why, clearly).

3) Being blind kinda sucks and I should avoid blindfolding myself in future.

4) I can't read braille. I tried.

5) I'd still totally date a blind chick.

6) Fucking traps. Still a fan. >.>

7) Stealth is paramount in the ordering and obtaining of pizza.

8) Watching the clouds is a perfectly reasonable excuse to completely destroy a private moment between people.

9) If you're alive, you can keep moving, dammit! (Though it helps to have adorable support)

10) Butterflies are conniving jerks.
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KS taught me about the feminist conspiracy.
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Unforgiven wrote:KS taught me about the feminist conspiracy.
I thought that was common knowledge. :o
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Xanatos wrote:
Unforgiven wrote:KS taught me about the feminist conspiracy.
I thought that was common knowledge. :o
I had no idea that feminists were such a big threat before KS. Oh I was so innocent back then...
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Xanatos wrote: ...
8) Watching the clouds is a perfectly reasonable excuse to completely destroy a private moment between people.
Extreme lol :lol:

Maybe I should try doing that someday :mrgreen:
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Understanding is overrated.

Friendship is worth the effort.

Scars aren't only skin deep.

Lemons are evil.

Blindfolds are hot.
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1)- One does not simply LemonLube into Mordor. (I've read this line somewhere, kudos to its owner...)

2)- Shy people are not weak. Hanako Route.

3)- Crossdressing does not mean being Gay/Lesbian.

4)- Another word for "Horny" is "Healthy adolescent drive."

5)- Feminists are a threat to humanity.

6)- There can't be two last sane men in the world; because that defies the whole concept.
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KS taught me to not rape people
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Brogurt wrote:KS taught me to not rape people
Didn't your parents already teach you that ?! xD

Joking
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Myshina wrote:
Brogurt wrote:KS taught me to not rape people
Didn't your parents already teach you that ?! xD

Joking
Somehow I don't think that's a lesson many parents teach. There's the sex talk, the college talk, but never the "Don't rape people" talk...It'd be interesting to hear. xD
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Xanatos wrote:Somehow I don't think that's a lesson many parents teach. There's the sex talk, the college talk, but never the "Don't rape people" talk...It'd be interesting to hear. xD
My mother gave me the never rape people talk. Even thought I'm a girl. If you're interested, I can write what I remember of it. xD
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Myshina wrote:
Xanatos wrote:Somehow I don't think that's a lesson many parents teach. There's the sex talk, the college talk, but never the "Don't rape people" talk...It'd be interesting to hear. xD
My mother gave me the never rape people talk. Even thought I'm a girl. If you're interested, I can write what I remember of it. xD
...What the hell... xD
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KS taught me waifus are serious business.
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KS taught me that chicks dig the sweater vest
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Xanatos wrote:
Myshina wrote:
Xanatos wrote:Somehow I don't think that's a lesson many parents teach. There's the sex talk, the college talk, but never the "Don't rape people" talk...It'd be interesting to hear. xD
My mother gave me the never rape people talk. Even thought I'm a girl. If you're interested, I can write what I remember of it. xD
...What the hell... xD
It was something like this:

"You should know that sex is an act that is wanted by both parts. Forcing this on someone is called rape; and it will get you to jail. Not to mention that it may get you STD. By the way, can you check on those Cookies?"

I've never been so confused in my life. xD My mother is weird, but I love her like that.
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