Crippled Master of Romance (WIP)

[Brogurt]

Wasn't sure if this should go here or the general fan works forum, but I never go there so I'm posting it here

Currently unfinished, maybe I'll get the inspiration to finish it later, but here's what I have right now

Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's Modern Major General Song



I am the very model of a crippled master of romance
Reluctantly or lesbian: it matters not, off come the pants

I possess a broken heart that is described as arrythmatic
For it I'm prescribed viagra which makes my boners automatic

Two amputees, blind, deaf, and burnscarred; these are the options for me
Unless a red mark on the pavement is what I would rather be

My sweater vest swings with the best; it's super sexy checkered blue
The one thing I love more than it is none other than huffing glue

I am the very model of a crippled master of romance
Reluctantly or lesbian: it matters not, off come the pants

[griffon8]

I'll admit, that was a lot better than I expected it to be. I was worried this would be some outrageous story that quickly degenerated into absurdity and nonsense, ending with and outrage by the author along the lines of "WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE???"

But substitute song lyrics of an outrageous nature? Nice.

[Guest]

As soon as I saw who posted this, I knew it'd be fucking awesome. Thanks for not letting me down, Brogurt.

[Guest]

As soon as I saw who posted this, I knew it'd be fucking awesome. Thanks for not letting me down, Brogurt.

Haha, really Brogurt? Reeeally? So painfully obvious.

[Brogurt]

Haha, really Brogurt? Reeeally? So painfully obvious.

>implying you're not him and that you didn't post that just so you could turn around and wrongfully accuse me of samefagging in attempt to defile my image
You are small time

[nemz]

Damn it, after that title I was really hoping to read about Rin and Emi using kung fu to rescue Hisao from dread empress Shizune and her minions.

Ahem.

[Mirage_GSM]

Well... It rhymes, and the number of syllables is also correct, but the iambs are way off. And with lines as long as in the MMG song, iambs are especially important.
The only verse that works is the second to last.
Try reading it aloud in the rhythm of the song and you'll see what I mean.

[Guest]

As soon as I saw who posted this, I knew it'd be fucking awesome. Thanks for not letting me down, Brogurt.

Haha, really Brogurt? Reeeally? So painfully obvious.

Fuck you man, I was trying to give him a compliment.

[random]

meh