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by Hoitash
Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:50 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Winter Update!
Replies: 198
Views: 100037

Re: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Summer Update!

Well, my liver hasn’t failed yet, so let’s get this done. Ilya, push the button! Insert Obvious Joke Here- A Soon-hee Winter Special One winter evening, after spending too much time in the library, I walked back to the dorms. A fair bit of snow rested on the ground, and was still falling as I left th ...
by Hoitash
Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:13 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Crafty's One-Shots (Dec 31st, 2023: Happy With Yourself)
Replies: 150
Views: 182449

Re: Crafty's One-Shots (Jun 1st, 2019: Brief Exchanges)

brythain wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:37 am Okay, Crafty, you win. It's the most ridiculous and insane and entertaining tragicomic one-shot in the forums. It's even more topless, or over the top, than Hoitash's stuff.
Alas, I have failed. Now I must commit Sudoku to atone for my misdeeds.

I'm really bad at Sudoku. Numbers are hard.
by Hoitash
Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:17 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The First Week –A Soon-hee Story Conclusion Update!
Replies: 83
Views: 46711

Re: The First Week –A Soon-hee Story Conclusion Update!

All right, I’m finally catching up on this forum. Yes, it has been a while. No, I don’t know when I’ll finish catching up. You have until 2 PM tomorrow ;) Chapter 6: It ’ s proximity Also, two milk crates don’t seem to be enough for a desk, unless it’s really low to the floor. Four is much more plau ...
by Hoitash
Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:57 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: For Want of a Nail - Misha Route (Updated 11/1/19)
Replies: 585
Views: 534471

Re: For Want of a Nail - Misha Route (Updated 12/3/18)

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I cannot words right now. Wait:

Dammit Misha you bag of stupid!

There. I found words.

Good update. Bad Misha, no biscuit.
by Hoitash
Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:33 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Yet Another One-shot Repository (New Entry 12/6/23)
Replies: 97
Views: 63599

Re: Yet Another One-shot Repository (New Entry 9/29/18)

“Watch out for walls, Lilly.”

As soon as the words leave Hiroyuki’s mouth, there’s a loud thud, followed by a near-simultaneous “I’m okay!”
My entire perception of Lilly has been altered by this one line.

Child Lilly is adorable, and so was this story :)
by Hoitash
Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:00 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

Mirage_GSM wrote: Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:52 pm I know. Teddie's name in the original version is "Kuma". My point was that if she named her teddie "kuma" nobody would think it strange and ask about it so she wouldn't have any reason to extrapolate.
Fair enough. Besides, playing Persona 4 without Yukicakes is just silly.
by Hoitash
Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:29 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

Couple of remarks: - Nobody would ask why someone named a teddy bear "Kuma". Kuma means bear in Japanese. Well specifically she's naming it after Teddie from Persona 4, and Hanako isn't entirely sure how good Lynda's Japanese is. - How would a Japanese person like Hideaki know who Phil Hartman is ...
by Hoitash
Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:40 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

Part V: Misha giggled as Shizune started marching. As the group headed up the hill, Misha sidled over next to Lynda. Lynda smiled at the shorter woman, and, after making sure they’d left the crowds of the festival, gently kissed the top of her head before saying in English, “Hey.” Misha smiled and re ...
by Hoitash
Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

Part IV: Shizune signed her reply, and Lynda fished out her cell phone to check the time. Hisao, wearing a watch, beat her to it. “Then we have time to keep lookin’ around,” Akira stated, “Hmm… anyone got anything specific they wanna try?” As if in answer to her question, a nearby stall owner shouted ...
by Hoitash
Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

Part III: Akira stepped aside so Hisao, smirking at his girlfriend’s playful banter, could take her place. While Hisao readied his throws, Lynda’s eyes started wandering to the food stalls. Tapping Misha’s shoulder, she signed if maybe they should get some food next, a query that earned her a flurry ...
by Hoitash
Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:38 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

Part II: “H-hello, my n-name is Hanako Ikezawa. It is a p-pleasure to m-meet you.” Lynda, who thanks to an extended family full of war veterans didn’t mind the woman’s clear burn scars, smiled and returned the bow, “Hello. I’m Lynda Long. Please just call me Lynda, and nice to meet you, too –love the ...
by Hoitash
Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:37 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 63338

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update

I think I might have some sort of disease. Is fanfictionitis a thing? I think it’s a thing. Welp, even if it’s just me, Mirage, and Silentcook, long live yuri! Also enjoy the debut of a KS character in this series! Yeah I know it’s really late. I regret nothing! Ilya, PUSH. THE. BUTTON! USM Summer Sp ...
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:47 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Yamaku Book Club (20220124 Dish Washing)
Replies: 1945
Views: 980959

Re: Yamaku Book Club (20180716 Some One-Shots)

Overkill is underrated. Shopping Trip- Must... give... hug.... I liked how this story showed the Lilly-Hana dynamic and how it showed Hanako herself. To me, it also shows how much she needs a another friend, not to go with her on the trip or anything, but... I dunno, so she knows she has someone ...
by Hoitash
Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:06 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Yuuko Pseudo-route: Can You Read Me?
Replies: 14
Views: 14520

Re: Yuuko Pseudo-route: Can You Read Me?

So, first off, congrats on breaking new ground! Your revelation on the Yuuko route is Indigenous American mushroom spirit journey worthy, and I applaud you for it! Second, I love your super sarcastic rendition of Hisao. He is the Deadpan Snarker we deserve. I hope you complete this and look forward ...
by Hoitash
Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:38 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Winter Update!
Replies: 198
Views: 100037

Re: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Summer Update!

save me hundreds of dollars a year? Does he send his car to the states to have it fixed? ...This is what happens when I'm out of practice, apparently. Fixed. “are you sure your okay helping us with this?” You're Also fixed. Hanako is overreacting a bit here, but hey, it's one of your stories, so par ...