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by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:40 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Munchenhausen wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.
fucking OTP right there
*to the fanfic writing desk!*
I think we have finally conceived a ship more horrifying than Nomiya/Rin.
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:39 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Shizune's Mum
Replies: 56
Views: 18789

Re: Shizune's Mum

Shizune's mom is Lilly. She got completely smashed on wine one day and did it with Jigoro. Lilly refused to take credit for her because it isn't proper to screw your own uncle, especially if your uncle is Jigoro. Jigoro then threw Lilly out of the house because he realized he's not really a fan of b...
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:28 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako. I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako. :P You have never NOT made a sociopath joke about Hanako. This Will All End In Tears Ship Potato with Ha...
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:24 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Easiest/Most Difficult Routes? (SPOILERS EVERYWHERE)
Replies: 39
Views: 14239

Re: Easiest/Most Difficult Routes? (SPOILERS EVERYWHERE)

Still vote Rin's the most difficult though for having numerous choices that don't even change anything. But see, that doesn't really raise the difficulty, to me. Sure, it can make you a little nervous because you don't know which choices are going to fuck you over and which aren't, but having a bun...
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:23 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Easiest/Most Difficult Routes? (SPOILERS EVERYWHERE)
Replies: 39
Views: 14239

Re: Easiest/Most Difficult Routes? (SPOILERS EVERYWHERE)

Steinherz wrote: The thing is, people get "confused" because that's not what comforting means. Many people do not equate "comforting" with "let's get busy".
If a girl who is not your girlfriend kiss-rapes you, that alone should be cause for alarm.
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:07 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: What gender are most KS fans?
Replies: 227
Views: 87066

Re: What gender are most KS fans?

...I am severely disappointed by how few lesbians play this game.
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:06 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

SpunkySix wrote:Now We Are All Bastards

Admit that Potato's Ariostcrat Joke was actually kind of funny.
Fixed.
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:05 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Jig-or-O : Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm. Breakfast of Champions Enjoy a hearty bowl of Jigor-O's, the official breakfast of comically exaggerated hypocritical as...
by someguy1294
Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:02 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread." Butter is a pain to spread though. Not if you warm it first. Not If You Warm It First Use an electric blanket to relax Hanako pre-fuck session. Goddamnit, Potato Make an achievement that involves the electric blanket catching ...
by someguy1294
Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:56 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: How Happy Is Misha? Really? (Some Spoilers)
Replies: 33
Views: 11101

How Happy Is Misha? Really? (Some Spoilers)

Misha, to me, is the hardest character to read in KS. That's coming from a Rin Fan. The problem is not that Misha's outward behavior is weird or eccentric: it's that she is really, REALLY good at putting on a happy face. Maybe even better than Emi. It becomes difficult to tell when, if ever, Misha i...
by someguy1294
Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:48 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Impossible, Round 1 Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage Impossible, Round 2 Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex. :roll: Challenge Accepted. King Me Anally violate Hanko with a chess piece. The Running Cripple...
by someguy1294
Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:45 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Shizune's Mum
Replies: 56
Views: 18789

Re: Shizune's Mum

Jigoro murdered her with a katana, fed her body to rabbid squirrels and told Shizune and Hideaki that she went to Disneyland to play with Mickey Mouse forever. ...You are deranged. You wrote a KS version of 'The Aristocrats'. THAT was deranged. Compared to that, this closer to 'quirky' or 'eccentri...
by someguy1294
Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:57 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Shizune's Mum
Replies: 56
Views: 18789

Re: Shizune's Mum

Jigoro murdered her with a katana, fed her body to rabbid squirrels and told Shizune and Hideaki that she went to Disneyland to play with Mickey Mouse forever.
by someguy1294
Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:53 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Replies: 980
Views: 248040

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

And while we're on the subject of anal for girls who don't get it in canon... Oranges Are Better Than Lemons, Anyways Have an anal-sex session with Rin that both of you actually enjoy. At Least THAT Eye Works Okay Have enjoyable anal with Lilly. Sweet loving shit that was bad. I'm Comfortable With T...
by someguy1294
Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:17 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: First impression of the girls vs final impressions?
Replies: 192
Views: 69930

Re: First impression of the girls vs final impressions?

Lily Before Playing: Hmm... she's seems alright. Pretty well-spoken, if a little dull. Better than that awful bitch, Shizune, anyways. She doesn't appear to be psychotic like Emi, so that's a plus, and she seemed like an okay character during Hanako's route, so, well, why not? While Playing: Oh! Oh...